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Perpetually spilling coffee & laughing at my own jokes

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@Juhfila @DoorDash @FTC

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@umm_really6 @SquirrelShrink @Instacart @DoorDash @FTC

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@SquirrelShrink @liannelouwho @Instacart @DoorDash @FTC DoorDash shouldn’t be allowed to run “promotions” like this.. not the first one..

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@Ashishwadhwa9 @DoorDash_Help This happened to me before with another promotion they ran. @FTC please look into the shady business on these “promotions”

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@DoorDash No one is replying to me. Was on hold for an hour and have not been responded to in over 9hrs on chat.

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@mvoigtlander23 I get this now 🤣

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Friends with kids: What do you do on weekends?

Me: I went to bed at 11p and just woke up.

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@CaitlinHaggard Maybe your moral thing should be to not judge, or say unnecessary demeaning things about a person you don’t know, and an investigation you haven’t personally been involved in. Seems like a better place for your morals to land.

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@CaitlinHaggard Did you even read actual statements from the police and sheriffs? Versions were due to improper translators. Dont spray slander when you’re uninformed.

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@mikerreports Are they expected to resume yet today?

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I want to start having visible check out instructions on @Airbnb places before booking. If I’m paying a $500 cleaning fee, I’m not stripping bedsheets. #sorrynotsorry

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@XcelEnergyMN Why is it taking 55+ hours to restore? We lose power so frequently, what can be changed?

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@WRXcerpts @XcelEnergyMN I saw like 100 trucks in SLP tonight around 8pm in two parking lots near Hwy 7 & Louisiana. All sitting there, hopefully shift switch or getting new plans but literally so many trucks sitting. We are one of only 3 houses on our street & will be out for 60+ hours by their ETA😡

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@DrDanBarrett Xcel is telling us noon on Thursday! Have been down since 5am Tuesday and was down 7p Monday until 1am Tuesday as well.

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@BrynnHausz @XcelEnergyMN My husband grew up in India, & even thru monsoon seasons, he has never experienced as many power outages as we have in Minnetonka. I swear anytime there is a single bolt of lightening we lose power. We complain & get the company line. They have a monopoly & they know it.

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My 2yr old just told me he wanted to play “by self” and honestly, this is the dismissal I’ve been waiting for.

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@hatchforsleep All the more reason you need this to work from Bluetooth as well. If you want the device to be critical to bedtime then it needs to work at bedtime.

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@Klayguy21 Ha! I’ve been waiting over a decade for these wishes 😉 thanks for finally breaking your habit of ignoring it. Now I expect this to be a new habit.

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@B1son84 @DomIzzoWDAY Lando I can still hear you chanting “Cavalier Tornados!”

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@KaylaGinND It’s going to be a great experience, you got this!!

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Are you even really doing mealtime with an infant until they’ve grabbed your ponytail with a handful of sweet potato?