Jenesis

🍂🍁🍃🌧️☔️😊 she/her

[Jenesis @jenesisdark]

@justalufi I could see you more as a Sea chicken fan over a cheesehead

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Today I learned that in the NFL the 49ers have a rivalry with the Seahawks, and the name Niners fans call Seahawks is...
... Rain City bitch pigeons ❤️
That is poetry.

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@AvgZing The comment section did not disappoint

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Today's odd sentence in writing:
"This story needs more Vikings."

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@kyasLadyDw It's a lovely curse; all cooking shows are now "did you wash... THE RIIIIICE?!?!" 🌸🍚💅🏼

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I am a simple person. A guy dresses up like Mulan and yells at people for not washing the rice, and I am entertained

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@axynim I mean, I wanted to make sure I saw my friends? But like, I can't now. My feed feels like nothing but ads and scams. Also why I'm ditching spotify

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I've gotten so many political alerts for Trump on this app, that the main reason I open it anymore, is because I accidentally click on the alerts when I turn them off. This app is so much trash now

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@KamalaHarris

[CBS Sacramento @CBSSacramento]

A TikTok recently went viral calling out the City of Sacramento for replacing damaged streetlamps with orange traffic cones. https://t.co/a9dlcak6PK

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I had a 1 in 170 shot of solving the wordle today in two guesses.
I need to buy a lotto ticket

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Sometimes I order food just so Charlie gets super excited to defend the house from intruders ❤️

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@hankgreen Chatgtp was mad at me when I was trying to figure out a story plot.
... It was not a happy story, so, fair.

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So, got my annual $20 off coupon from @lanebryant and I decided it was time for me to maybe find something that made me feel sexy.
... even the lingerie section gives "I need to match because of doctor's exam/waxing/massage"
FAT PEOPLE LIKE TO FEEL SEXY, DANG IT. DO BETTER.

[Jenesis @jenesisdark]

Anyone else watch Passengers, and just quit partway through the movie?
I just can't. It's so gross

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The suburbs are just apartments with yards.
And apartments are just mobile home communities with boundaries

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@Kashmirr25

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This is the fastest illness I have ever had. I went from "Why am I so dizzy?" when I woke up, to an hour later realizing it was an oncoming flu. So I was busting ass to get things settled for the next few days when two hours later I was rotting in bed
Boooooooo

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@itsoverkitten Cat Minders 🐈

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@MarkHamill