Menthol Juul Pod

on some shit that ain’t even out the ass yet

[clairebear @geckotailzz]

"oh yeah and [Name] from high school, you remember them, right?"

my high school experience:

[𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖊 @anne_alyst]

your lack of personal purpose is causing your romantic obsessions btw

[Menthol Juul Pod @jenessa4prez]

My coworker told me to never get Botox because it would mess up my “funny face” #WhatDatMean

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

his homeboy liked my ig story… this means i’m up for grabs

[kim ᯽ @therealkimj]

scheduling a dentist appointment

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

wish they would’ve taught me in sex ed that if you want to be sexually active you also need to be proficient at quickly cleaning ur entire house before your partner comes over on short notice

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

before you dm me just beware i have the addiction gene

[Menthol Juul Pod @jenessa4prez]

My dad likes to go full Kanye at the most inconvenient times of my life

[holisticbaddie @holisticbaddie]

l've got zero talking stages left in me how big is it and do you want to marry me

[• @yducknow]

is this loneliness or the peace i was asking for

[havoc @_havoc224]

“he’s using u for ur body” do u think i went to his place at 3am to discuss the economical and political state of the world?

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

things i’d rather be called instead of a “wifey material”
-gold digger
-misandrist
-cat lady
-lesbian
-evil witch
-self centered

[kat @yslnadi]

too passionate for a situationship too avoidant for a relationship just miserable enough to yearn

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

saying "i heard this live" when a song comes on

[Agent Dale Cooper @omzs890]

I love saying wrong bitch