jeneva r kame parks

[jeneva r kame parks @jenevaparks]

NO RAISES FOR TPD (@Tucson_Police)! @tucsonromero @SantaCruzTucson @PaulTucson @nikkileeaz @CMPaul_Durham #NoOnTPDRaises.

[jeneva r kame parks @jenevaparks]

imagine not having crumbs in your keyboard

[jeneva r kame parks @jenevaparks]

tell me how every time I go to Target I accidentally buy a maternity bra

[jeneva r kame parks @jenevaparks]

I'm just the kind of girl who will always replace your toilet paper roll if it runs out!! and somehow I'm SINGLE

[jeneva r kame parks @jenevaparks]

my favorite time of day is the snack time right after nap and right before recess

[jeneva r kame parks @jenevaparks]

@fattonyrap been a long time coming

[jeneva r kame parks @jenevaparks]

disappointed to find that the music from Josie and the Pussycats, the 2001 Rachael Leigh Cook vehicle, is not on Spotify

[jeneva r kame parks @jenevaparks]

just found a new mole on my forehead so that kind of clues you in to how I'm very much still in a state of becoming

[jeneva r kame parks @jenevaparks]

sorry I was late to your cool and good event I actually had to to untangle my earbuds

[jeneva r kame parks @jenevaparks]

my students are teaching me how to fart on command as if I asked for a sign from the universe that I'm in the right place

[jeneva r kame parks @jenevaparks]

what's the number one way you spice up your life? I like to look for things in the bathroom cabinet without my glasses

[jeneva r kame parks @jenevaparks]

every year when I do my taxes I'm faced with the harsh reality that I don't actually know what my full name is

[jeneva r kame parks @jenevaparks]

when you pick up a drink and the napkin gets stuck to the glass it feels the same as getting toilet paper stuck to your foot. embarrassing!

[jeneva r kame parks @jenevaparks]

I'm gonna come out and say it: sometimes I eat marinara sauce straight from the jar. it's just cold soup!

[jeneva r kame parks @jenevaparks]

@jenevaparks to sum up his thoughts about all people: "same life, same stress, same boring"

[jeneva r kame parks @jenevaparks]

when I have a fat crush on someone I love to think about all the things I want to say and do before reminding myself that I would never

[jeneva r kame parks @jenevaparks]

alright which one of you nerds is using my dad's hbo go account

[jeneva r kame parks @jenevaparks]

@colleengreen420 I always remember all my childhood friends' birthdays!

[jeneva r kame parks @jenevaparks]

the other reason I love going to weddings is so that I can repeat over and over again that I don't have a boyfriend

[jeneva r kame parks @jenevaparks]

I only like going to weddings to showcase how loudly I can clap