Jennifer

If there's a sarcastic comment to be made odds are good I'll make it.

[Jennifer @JenFer79]

@johnpavlovitz

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Best take I've seen so far in regards to Trump's assination attempt.

[Jennifer @JenFer79]

@Meta @facebook @MetaNewsroom My account has been hacked. All security options have been changed. Email, phone, all removed. I have no recourse. They are now trying to scam people into buying @taylorswift13 tickets. Please send a course of action.

[Jennifer @JenFer79]

@Meta @facebook @MetaNewsroom My account has been hacked. All details and recovery options have been changed. I have no recourse. Whomever is controlling it is trying to scam people into sending money for @taylorswift13 tickets. How do I stop this? Please help!

[Jennifer @JenFer79]

Get fucked.

[Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis]

Happy 4th of July! Get outside and enjoy the Free State of Florida with your loved ones.

[Jennifer @JenFer79]

In case anyone needed a reminder that she was right about everything.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

The Supreme Court's recent rulings were sadly predictable for anyone who understands the hard-right agenda. Their goal has always been to install Justices whose job is to turn back the clock on our freedoms, on decades of constitutional decisions, and on our continuing struggle to “form a more perfect union” that includes all of us.

Let's vote out their political enablers and rein in the dark, subversive money that supports them in their quest to reverse a century of progress.

[Jennifer @JenFer79]

@nytimes They will tear each other into pieces,

[Jennifer @JenFer79]

@thetimtracker Soooo I won’t be seeing Fantasmic next weekend when I’m there…

[Jennifer @JenFer79]

@RepMTG I’m less concerned with the Mexican Cartel and further concerned with the straight, white, American, Christian male. But thanks for the gaslighting.

[Jennifer @JenFer79]

@SenRickScott Stop. Fucking. Praying. Do. Something.

[Jennifer @JenFer79]

@davenewworld_2 Good thing for him he never even had a shot 💅

[Jennifer @JenFer79]

👇

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

By request, here is the multicam view of the feed from Times Square, All-22, and ESPN, Georgia, and Ohio State radio calls, as it happened onscreen live:

[Jennifer @JenFer79]

@cavadeltequila @ActuallyNPH Did you even visit Epcot if you don’t stop by La Cava? And while I love the Black Magic I am partial to the Pepe Special 🥰 Best bartender on WDW property!

[Jennifer @JenFer79]

If this app really does shut down I’m absolutely ok with this being the last thing I see here 🥹

[🥀_ Imposter_🥀 @Imposter_Edits]

There was a baby chimp born at The Sedgwick County Zoo, the baby had to be put on oxygen for a few days. This is a clip of it being reintroduced to its mother for the first time.

[Brandon Wolf @bjoewolf]

DeSantis’ breathless obsession with trans kids and “The Woke” is going to do exactly zero good for homeowners, staring down the barrel of a major hurricane, who’ve been abandoned by their insurers.

You know — an actual crisis we’ve been asking him to address.

[Jennifer @JenFer79]

Ummmmm Airside Carpet socks no question!! #mcosocks Owning these is an absolute life goal 🙌

[Orlando International Airport @MCO]

✈️#AviationDay Socks Giveaway🧦
For a chance to win, quote tweet this with #MCOsocks & your favorite pattern: Airside Carpet, Sunset Tower, Tower, Annie, Terminal C, MCO Paw Pilots or Florida Life. Entries valid today only; 5 winners will be randomly selected & contacted via DM.

[Mallory Nees @The_Mal_Gallery]

Josh Hawley running away to a variety of soundtracks.

Pt. 1: Chariots of Fire #January6thCommitteeHearing

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

If Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh doesn’t want to be bothered at dinner, perhaps, according to his own logic, he should simply not allow himself to get hungry.