Murder She Sewed

[Murder She Sewed @jengrmn]

Lol. Told you so.

[Murder She Sewed @jengrmn]

If only someone could have seen this coming

[Murder She Sewed @jengrmn]

@DionDCFC @EpeeBill Seems v. suspicious to me that one of the only banners that actually says “fuck”, (not an f bomb, not g.f.y, not a middle finger, but “fuck” ) is one of the ones being retired.

[Murder She Sewed @jengrmn]

@DionDCFC What?! 😩

[Mallory McMorrow @MalloryMcMorrow]

We knew Roe would be overturned. But it's no less horrifying. Here in Michigan, a 1931 law that makes providing abortion a felony just became the law of the state. Here’s what we’re doing in Michigan to protect our right to abortion – and what YOU can do to fight back. 1/

[Murder She Sewed @jengrmn]

@tsuliman @DetroitCityFC This made me laugh so hard, Tim. Thank you. 😂

[Murder She Sewed @jengrmn]

Lol. Told you so.

[Murder She Sewed @jengrmn]

@AgainstJackie Remember that time we were at Berkley and he was playing for the other team (I think it was the stars but it could have been Oakland) but he was rostered as Christian Dragoi ?? Well anyway, I’m sorry about all the mean stuff I said that day

[Murder She Sewed @jengrmn]

@raysNGS @DetroitCityFC @NGSDetroit Congratulations!!!

[Murder She Sewed @jengrmn]

@DionDCFC Uhhhhh. You forgot the deliberate (although very temporary) poaching of our beloved @Shxwn_lawson .

[Murder She Sewed @jengrmn]

@DionDCFC The demon ones hit different when you’re ripping they’re larynx out apparently.

[Murder She Sewed @jengrmn]

@DionDCFC This is my dog’s legit favorite toy. We have bought several per year every year.

[Murder She Sewed @jengrmn]

@AgainstJackie It was a very emotional day

[Murder She Sewed @jengrmn]

@AgainstJackie 😭

[Murder She Sewed @jengrmn]

@DionDCFC @EpeeBill Not to mention the person who made it probably knows that there are 7 other banners made that year that are exact same length so ad boards schmad boards

[Murder She Sewed @jengrmn]

Wait… what the fuck?

[Northern Guard Supporters @NGSDetroit]

Don’t miss out on this hilarious and evergreen NGS Ricky Bobby banner. Bid now to make sure you’re in first place when bidding closes, because you know what Ricky Bobby says: “IF YOU AIN’T FIRST, YOU’RE LAST!”

(Starting bid $20)

[Murder She Sewed @jengrmn]

@DionDCFC @EpeeBill Seems v. suspicious to me that one of the only banners that actually says “fuck”, (not an f bomb, not g.f.y, not a middle finger, but “fuck” ) is one of the ones being retired.

[Murder She Sewed @jengrmn]

@DionDCFC My thoughts exactly

[Murder She Sewed @jengrmn]

So you’re telling me that not one single person at GM said “I don’t know guys, the tail lights kind of look like sideways dicks.”?

[Murder She Sewed @jengrmn]

@xfloormattx I’ve been wearing Dom’s a lot. Do you think it would be weird if I asked him to call me dust daddy?