Jennifer Lyons

Rain dancer, freckle lover, merry wanderer of the morning

[Elmo @elmo]

Thank you for being kind to Elmo and all the people in your neighborhood. Elmo loves you.❤️

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

they will write about her in history books

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

(Barron not even looking up from his Xbox)
“Safe’s in the back.”

[Acyn @Acyn]

Buttigieg: I knew this might come up so I pulled some of the latest prices…

[Jennifer Lyons @jenigma13]

@matthallwrites He’s 65 but…

[Jennifer Lyons @jenigma13]

@matthallwrites One of the many things you and my dad have in common.

[matt hall writes @matthallwrites]

O Stone returns to the Jersey Shore to deal with her estranged mother’s erratic behavior, & finds that Asbury Park has transformed into a hip summer hotspot. But when people start sleepwalking to their deaths, O must face her dark past & possibly the supernatural #PitDark #H #A

[Doctor Who @bbcdoctorwho]

The future is here! Ncuti Gatwa is the Doctor. ❤️❤️➕🟦 #DoctorWho

Read more here ➡️ https://t.co/KoxPmoNAdL

[Jesse Rodriguez @JesseRodriguez]

There were no COVID-related deaths yesterday in New York City, where the vaccination rate is over 90%.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

As your former friend & colleague, I implore you to resign. Immediately. You need help.

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

Only question now is whether I can stay awake late enough to secret eat after my wife goes to sleep.

[Jennifer Lyons @jenigma13]

Shirley Jackson already wrote this one.

[Chicago Sun-Times @Suntimes]

Kyle Rittenhouse, in an unusual move, was allowed by the judge to draw the slips of paper that determined who would decide his fate and who would be dismissed as alternates.

That task is usually done by a courtroom clerk, not the defendant. https://t.co/ECBZf47pTe

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Can’t wait for you all to meet Tatiana Maslany’s #SheHulk 💚

[Mr. T @MrT]

I am Blessed and I am Thankful. I just got my Booster Vaccination shot. My arm is a little sore but no pain. I Pity Pain! Thanks again to all the Doctors and Nurses…

[Jennifer Lyons @jenigma13]

@cheltaylor Never sleep on jersey