Jen Thrash

she/her.

STL.

Stage 3 Colorectal Cancer Survivor.

Proud Ostomate.

FightCRC Champion.

[Jen Thrash @jenismightier]

.@UHC your proposed GI endoscopy program that requires #PriorAuth will create harmful barriers for patients including those with a family history of CRC, genetic condition or history of polyps.

Take Action! https://t.co/Wv0deeHbT0

[Jen Thrash @jenismightier]

Oh I hope with all my hopes that they would... https://t.co/zE9QUDH1cH

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If Bears were in charge, after they hunted us to near-extinction, I wonder if they’d invent a candy called Gummy Humans.

[Gary Lee @whoisgarylee]

1. I’ve never tweeted before but today felt like a good day to start.

[Jen Thrash @jenismightier]

@GHardstark I think it's justified. I have refrained from getting up to pee for waaaay too long as to not disturb the adorableness of it all...

[Jen Thrash @jenismightier]

This makes everything seem ok again... @SarahKSilverman You are an inspirational human! https://t.co/6msZnDETT1

[Jen Thrash @jenismightier]

Gross.
https://t.co/aaCL8DBRLd https://t.co/KlR5EwahKH

[Randy Bryce @IronStache]

"Out of many, one."

Presidential medals used to celebrate national unity. But Trump made it all about himself. https://t.co/2BLfXUsGyD

[Jen Thrash @jenismightier]

... https://t.co/FmVAAKNomi

[Toluse Olorunnipa @ToluseO]

Tucker Carlson: Has any policy in American history hurt African-Americans more than our immigration policy?

Mark Krikorian: No

[AtHomeWithAmySedaris @AHWAmySedaris]

Amy and @DPasquesi hone in on a very sharp tip. The premiere of #AtHomeWithAmySedaris is tomorrow.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

"I HAVE A MUCH BETTER TEMPERAMENT THAT SHE DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!" he bellowed, spraying spittle. #Debates2016

[Grace Helbig @gracehelbig]

Is there some sort of 'soul' trying to escape Trumps body via his nose and he's just sniffing it back down SO HARD? #debates

[PolitiFact @PolitiFact]

LIVE FACT-CHECK: Trump's suggestion that Hillary Clinton and her campaign started the birther movement is False. https://t.co/wsY1kPZoc9

[Larry Wilmore @larrywilmore]

Sorry, i missed a couple of tweets. I was busy living in hell and getting shot. #debatenight

[igorvolsky @igorvolsky]

Incidents where assault weapons were used resulted in 135% more people shot and 57% more killed, compared to other mass shootings.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Hey @LesterHoltNBC, let my daughter show you what you should be doing right now:

[Jen Thrash @jenismightier]

crickets gonna cricket... and never, EVER stop chirping.

[Jen Thrash @jenismightier]

No stopping this nonsensical, goof train. Not with a "fresh set of clothes" and a "stronger than ever" campaign... https://t.co/IrpwUD3kGB

[Real Anagrams @RealAnagrams]

President Ted Cruz is an anagram for PURE ZEN DENIERS

[Science Friday @scifri]

They used to call @OliverSacks "Dr. Squat." https://t.co/PCVC3rCMxs #SciFriBookClub

[Real Anagrams @RealAnagrams]

Tim Hortons is an anagram for MOST THORNS