Jen "the shark" Ridgeway

TCU alum | ranch water enthusiast | born and raised Texan | virgin sex therapist

[Jen "the shark" Ridgeway @jenjenridgeway]

He will either be my future husband or my future stalker. No in between

[Jen "the shark" Ridgeway @jenjenridgeway]

Met a guy tonight who is so in love with me that it is a bit concerning

[Jen "the shark" Ridgeway @jenjenridgeway]

@FurrStayFlowin Insomnia fucks so hard

[Jen "the shark" Ridgeway @jenjenridgeway]

@BoozehoundBen Dude she's clearly very cute. Just do it

[Jen "the shark" Ridgeway @jenjenridgeway]

At the point of night where we're exclusively listening to sex music I fear

[Jen "the shark" Ridgeway @jenjenridgeway]

And the trumpets there they go

[Jen "the shark" Ridgeway @jenjenridgeway]

@BoozehoundBen @RebBelleSheila Horrid playlist on aux I fear

[Jen "the shark" Ridgeway @jenjenridgeway]

@BoozehoundBen @RebBelleSheila Very drunk I fear

[Jen "the shark" Ridgeway @jenjenridgeway]

Met a guy tonight who is so in love with me that it is a bit concerning

[Jen "the shark" Ridgeway @jenjenridgeway]

@BoozehoundBen @RebBelleSheila Omg yay!!!

[Jen "the shark" Ridgeway @jenjenridgeway]

@BoozehoundBen @RebBelleSheila Wait so proud of you!! Is she still mad?

[Jen "the shark" Ridgeway @jenjenridgeway]

Accidentally ordered two #fuck

[Jen "the shark" Ridgeway @jenjenridgeway]

I paid for this song to play a second time. There better be NO complaints!!

[Jen "the shark" Ridgeway @jenjenridgeway]

THE MORMONS ARE DRINKING AT SHOWDOWN

[Jen "the shark" Ridgeway @jenjenridgeway]

@BoozehoundBen 7th is not seeing me any time soon

[Jen "the shark" Ridgeway @jenjenridgeway]

Showdown, I'm literally inside of you

[Jen "the shark" Ridgeway @jenjenridgeway]

@BoozehoundBen Idk ask Brigham Young

[aj @bAeeeJ13]

everyone wants to have sex, we lost the art of making out

[Jen "the shark" Ridgeway @jenjenridgeway]

Almost crashed my car when this fucker landed holy shit

[Jen "the shark" Ridgeway @jenjenridgeway]

Bring back eye fucking