Jennifer Claire

30 year old honourary Glaswegian in Lancaster, married to the gorgeous Benjamin and trying to figure out life and parenthood 🐍 She/her

[Jennifer Claire @jenkatclaire]

@ErasTourResell @laiasmelody Super interested! Can teams/zoom call to prove identity if needed (can't DM though)

[Jennifer Claire @jenkatclaire]

@CaraLisette We made a list of the important things to us. Top was photographer and food. After that, everything was window dressing to make it a fun day for our guests and personal to us (also very important but we spent the rest of the time doing it so was a longer term project)

[Princess Consuela Bhammock 🪐 @PrinConsuella__]

That's how freaking deep that 5-people death capsule is.
Even if they find it now...
#OceanGate

[Jennifer Claire @jenkatclaire]

@CaraLisette I had my brother do it because I wanted him to be involved in the ceremony and had my mum as a witness but I totally don't think it would have been weird to walk alone. Your wedding so do whatever makes you happy (pick your favourite song to walk to!)

[Jennifer Claire @jenkatclaire]

@titantraveluk how do I get you to stop sending your massive catalogues to my house? The recipient moved out 2 years ago and doesn't live here any more. I've tried sending them back but they just keep coming!!! So bad for the environment.

[CountingDeadWomen @CountDeadWomen]

5 February 2023: Emma Pattison, 45, and her daughter Lettie, seven, were found dead at their home in Epsom, Surrey. Police believe Emma was shot dead by her husband, George Pattison, 39, before he killed their daughter and then himself.

[Jennifer Claire @jenkatclaire]

Happy New Year! I hope 2022 was kind, and 2023 brings health and happiness to you all. We're very excited for what 2023 will bring for us as a family 👶🏻🤰🏻💖 #when3becomes4 https://t.co/0FmcBde8yX

[Jennifer Claire @jenkatclaire]

@windowtothewomb is there any way to waive the 1 week scan rule? Had 20 week scan today but couldn't tell gender and really wanted it confirmed before Christmas.

[Jennifer Claire @jenkatclaire]

Read the thread ⬇️⬇️

[Jennifer Claire @jenkatclaire]

People asking me if I think we'll have more than 2 kids... I'm not even halfway pregnant with this one yet! Chill out.

(But also, I only have 2 hands, and I can't juggle, so no).

[Jennifer Claire @jenkatclaire]

The absolute worst thing about being pregnant over Christmas is the loss of @BaileysOfficial 😭 I'll be seeing you next year my friend, mark my words

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

I’ve thought about this overnight and it’s clear that a lot of people are finding it very difficult to watch Matt Hancock on #ImACeleb

If he really wants to show viewers the human side of politicians, maybe he could leave the show & donate his £400,000 to the NHS.

[Jennifer Claire @jenkatclaire]

I like many have gone back to work and ironically watched my pay disappear into the very thing allowing me to earn. I'd have almost the same amount of disposable income if i didn't work at all. Families deserve better. 2/2 #MarchofTheMummies

[Jennifer Claire @jenkatclaire]

Couldn’t make it to @PregnantScrewed #MarchofTheMummies today but supporting the thousands of families who did. I've already spent an obscene amount of money on childcare and my daughter hasn't even been there for a year 1/2

[Jennifer Claire @jenkatclaire]

@hey5tephen I think I'll listen as part of my blanket putting TSwift on in the background but not sure if it'll get a replay exclusively quite as much as early albums/Lover got for me

[Jennifer Claire @jenkatclaire]

@hey5tephen I think my favourite is Anti-hero but now it's reaching all sorts of controversy I'm almost too afraid to say that!

The whole album makes me think it's a bit more throwback to Lover than the other recent ones (which is a welcome change for me)

[Jennifer Claire @jenkatclaire]

If this was the early 00's I'd definitely be changing my FB status (or MSN status) to "It's me - Hi! I'm the problem, it's me."

[British Bake Off @BritishBakeOff]

When the week’s gone on for an eternity and it’s still only Wednesday. #GBBO

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

I’d honestly rather have that rotting lettuce in number 10 than Boris again.