Daniel Jenkins

Eat, drink, sleep, repeat

[Daniel Jenkins @jenksthedev]

@McDonaldsUK i ordered two happy meals and two standard meals and the fries for the standard meals weren't in the bag when the order was delivered. How can anyone f*ck up a simple order and why is it not possible to resolve it via the app?

[Ysgol Gymraeg Llundain / London Welsh School @YGLlundain]

Diolch Shane! Mae'r holl arian a godir yn cefnogi dyfodol ein hysgol. Prynwch eich tocynnau raffl nawr! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Thanks Shane! All money raised supports the future of our school. Buy your raffle tickets now! https://t.co/CSjvfwGl2o #ospreysrugby #britishandirishlions #walesrugby

[Daniel Jenkins @jenksthedev]

@FIFACWC Nobody gives a shit

[Daniel Jenkins @jenksthedev]

@WarlordDilley You mean this weirdo?

[Daniel Jenkins @jenksthedev]

Dear #WhiskySanta, thank you so much for the free @Ciroc Limonata Vodka in my @MasterOfMalt order! How ever did you know?! https://t.co/xYzhuhWjfO

[Daniel Jenkins @jenksthedev]

@BoudiccaMum @fesshole Similar in my house when I was a child. Chocolate 🍊 for dad every Christmas "from the children". Not sure he ever ate a single segment

[Daniel Jenkins @jenksthedev]

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put Kah Reposado Tequila 40% from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! https://t.co/invyYFClOd

[Daniel Jenkins @jenksthedev]

@lincs67 @lisanandy Bradford is a city

[Daniel Jenkins @jenksthedev]

@JohnCleese Who did it?

[Daniel Jenkins @jenksthedev]

❤ @lisanandy

[Daniel Jenkins @jenksthedev]

@RoryStewartUK What's the occasion?

[GreenerandcleanerUK @GreenercleanerB]

With the temperatures rising again and hosepipe bans in force, we're re-sharing this important message to look after young and newly planted trees by watering any near your house if you can. Please Re-tweet this video too.

#WaterTheTrees #ClimateChange #Heatwave

[Daniel Jenkins @jenksthedev]

This aged well

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I have a mad crush on Matt Hancock. I fantasise about him. I love the way he walks a bit like a 'proper lad' and how his suits always look slightly disheveled. Makes me think he's probably just been having a right good bonk and his suit got a bit crumpled in the process.

[Daniel Jenkins @jenksthedev]

Actually quite impressive to have rounded up everyone that is actually going to vote for Lawrence Fox in one video

[Daniel Jenkins @jenksthedev]

@Hulbernator @mattbeef Handsome beast #beefmas

[Daniel Jenkins @jenksthedev]

@Hulbernator #beefmas

[Daniel Jenkins @jenksthedev]

@Hulbernator (There's none left) #beefmas

[Daniel Jenkins @jenksthedev]

@ABridgen @MartinDaubney .@ABridgen do you think this is appropriate language for an MP to be using? Whether you like it or not you represent everyone in your constituency, those who voted to leave the EU and those who voted against.