Jenky Alchemy

Fight the Homeless™

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Feel like there's something I'm forgetting today

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Some quick math and yeah I probably eat 200 burgers a year

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@steiffclub Sandwich

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Carhartt serving double knee when I'm really in need of that double butt

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Edging with the boys

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we smokin red pills tonight

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fresh hot soda

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Fuck local music

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I can tell just by looking into the eyes of the employees of Chick Fil A that they are fine, god fearing young men

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In the last 6 months my brother has spent $400 in food stamps buying us red bull

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Currently getting gang stalked

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Fuck local music

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My eyes are up here

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Another day another beer

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Literal Goblin Creature Pours Coffee On Alex Jones

[Kathy @Dolli_Bud]

U guys there yet 😎

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If you ask me it's an Arby's kind of night

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"Happy Father's Day dad"
"Hey, I have diabetes you guys"

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I'll take...
2 number 9's
1 number 9 large
1 number 6 w/ extra dip
1 number 7
2 number 45's (one with cheese)
And a large soda