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she/her

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

🚨| Taylor Swift has officially announced her brand new album "The Tortured Poet's Department" at the 2024 #GRAMMYs! What the fuck!

[Shannon Guss (Gaitz) @ShannonGaitz]

I feel sick at this news. Friends has carried me through so much darkness, with warmth, humour & familiarity, because, as cliche as it is, I feel like they’re my friends. My ultimate comfort show. RIP Matthew Perry, thank you for everything, your work had impact on so many.

[pete @SweetPete423]

I’m truly just #survivor

[Brian Scally @Brian_Scally]

Good for Sami for going out swinging. Maybe the most impressed I’ve been by a teenager playing #Survivor. Very curious what a return could look like for Sami

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Entering my MILF era

Man
I’d
Like a
Frontal Lobotomy

[tushar @reputushion]

january, february, march, april, may, june, july, SALT AIR AND THE RUST ON YOUR DOOR, september, october, november, december

[Shayla @shaydeofgold]

I’m here for the women who get abortions just because they want to. No explanation. If she does not want to be pregnant, that’s a good enough reason to me. I truly do not care. I’m done playing this morality game.

[Gia Worthy ❤️🖤💚 @classicallygia]

20. YEARS. LATER.

SHE DID IT!!! #SURVIVOR

[Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas]

WELCOME ARIES SEASON! OVER CONFIDENCE! IMPATIENCE AS AN EXTREME SPORT! BE THE DRAMA THE WORLD NEEDS NOW! ALL OF LIFE IS A COMPETITION! BRUTAL HONESTY BUT MAKE IT FLIRTING! ABRASIVE PEP TALKS! ASSERTIVE AFFECTION! FUCK AROUND AND LEAVE BEFORE YOU FIND OUT! LIFE IS SHORT HAVE FUN!

[George Smith @GeorgeinVic]

So Premier Horgan was asked about the trucker convoy today…

[ً @archiveney]

13 years ago, britney spears released 'if u seek amy' and made headlines for sneaking F-U-C-K ME on the radio

[charlie @chunkbardey]

everyone else’s birthday is on the most random possible day whereas mine is on the day where it’s like ok Yeah this is a birthday

[Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms @RightsOfCanada]

New: I am now available in audiobook format. Perfect for long truck drives back across the prairies!

[Jann “stop live horse export” Arden @jannarden]

Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me. Honk honk. Me me me me me me me me me honk

[Erin Gee @erin_gee]

The OPS, OPP, RCMP, NCC, the PM, the Premier, the Mayor, and City Councillors right now. #ottpoli #ottcity

[CBC Ottawa @CBCOttawa]

When a convoy of vehicles led by a dump truck tried to drive through Marika Morris's downtown Ottawa neighbourhood, she and a few others decided to stand on the road and block their path. Here's why. #OttNews https://t.co/ikOYZNKe1R