Jen McAlpine

If I don't see you through the week, I'll see you through the window

[Ross Kemp @RossKemp]

What a game, what an ending. Well done @England #ENGvCOL #EnglandvsColombia #threelions

[Jake Humphrey @mrjakehumphrey]

Tonight, we were all Ian Wright.

https://t.co/20ITkgQ05z

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

The most fuck awful government in the history of fuck awful governments. https://t.co/om9ZrKnc8N

[Jen McAlpine @jenmcalpine11]

@AccidentalP @DarrenPeltier @GaryLineker His #desertislanddiscs hahahaha

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

Ronaldo v Ramos is Sick Boy v Begbie. #SpainPortugal

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

Why is this fuckwit in parliament? https://t.co/zondKXznTF

[Jen McAlpine @jenmcalpine11]

@OreOduba @hardballtv @DarrenPeltier is a massive hardball fan

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

"It has been a great period for me. I'm very grateful."

An emotional message from Arsene Wenger.

#MOTD2

[Jen McAlpine @jenmcalpine11]

@DarrenPeltier too late for a name change https://t.co/lJikBPcnwD

[Tony Adams @TonyAdams]

Thanks for everything Arsene. Move over Herbert, Arsene Wenger the greatest Arsenal Manager.… https://t.co/iVZXV5QOEi

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Lovely stuff.

You'll want to watch this hole-in-one from Charley Hoffman again and again.

Mainly for the celebrations.

https://t.co/wZq8N9hp9W #TheMasters #bbcgolf

[Team Scotland @Team_Scotland]

SILVER! It's a second medal in the pool as @RossMurdoch_ puts in a superb swim in the 200m Breaststroke, just pipped on the touch for gold! #TeamScot2018 #GC2018Swimming

[hugh keevins @shinjukushug]

@RaeComm There is another explanation, Derek. Joey could be an attention seeking bawbag!

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

Dear fellow humans complaining about Match Of The Day,
Women commentate on sport. Get over it.
Yours sincerely
The world
#MOTD
🙎‍♀️⚽️

[Gerry Braiden @BraidenGB]

Is this the poor chap who can't travel on public transport anymore? https://t.co/YhZtFmqUs1

[The Football Hub @TheFootbaIlHub]

When someone walks in the pub who you've been avoiding

https://t.co/f51mStSLLy

[Jen McAlpine @jenmcalpine11]

@mrjakedwood @DarrenPeltier

[David Miliband @DMiliband]

I agree with this. The least Arsène Wenger deserves is a royal Arsenal send-off. Highbury in the 1990s was a revelation. Arsene Wenger made the beautiful game beautiful. That should be his epitaph. https://t.co/PYpNcTveAF

[STV News @STVNews]

WATCH: Adorable little penguin struggles through the snow at @BlairDrummondSP https://t.co/jEjY5JZNl1

[Ben Bradley @Ben_Bradley_32]

On the 19th of February I made a defamatory statement about @jeremycorbyn. I have apologised to Mr Corbyn and here is the complete text of my apology. Please retweet.