Jen Morrissey

[Jen Morrissey @jenmorr75]

@newheightshow Why do the lions and cowboys always play on thanksgiving? Who decided this so long ago?

[Jen Morrissey @jenmorr75]

@Katy_Faust My kids are 20-26. They’re looking for perfection. Someone isn’t tall enough, wrong hair color, odd clothing choice. In a world of selfies everything is picked apart. Swiping on dating apps because that digital first impression isn’t perfect but they are probably amazing.

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@JBPritzker Says the guy who made me drive my kids to Indiana to play sports in 2020-2021

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@nbcsnl You need to have the actual Sebastian on the show!!!

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@WallStreetApes For my son’s chemo at University of Chicago hospital I’ve had to pay $6 to park for each of his 82 appointments. $500 just to park my car.

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@WallStreetApes It’s the STRAWBERRY festival. Everything is fresh strawberries. In this case it’s the strawberries that are the fresh squeezed part not the lemonade. Otherwise it would be the lemon festival.

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@IllinoisReview @NEWSMAX Jessica Hockett called this out way back in 2020. U of I was all in on the testing because of this.

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@jeffwill55 @unlimited_ls They had four kids together

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@KlassyMister @unlimited_ls He was remarried too

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@brendenmoore13 @FEC I refuse to vote for him just because I’m sick of seeing his face every five minutes on TV. How does he have all this money to runs ads every single night? I go on YouTube and he has ads there too. It’s nonstop.

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@Coolbreeze326 @FrankCalabrese I want to know too. This man has been running nonstop ads everywhere for the past year. TV, YouTube. How is he affording this? It’s every single night multiple times.

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@jennifermleno72 Thank you for going to Tiffany’s!!

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@officialdwts We didn’t have time to get our votes in for them!!

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@danmmeyer My daughter was a hostess in the dessert room for a couple years. Congrats!

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@AbigailShrier @nycexpatmom When they get identified as needing additional help or therapy what is the next step? The schools can’t bear the burden. And outside therapy is $$ many parents can’t afford.

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@nycexpatmom Paper calendar. On the refrigerator. I put nothing in my phone calendar.

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@AMAs @reneerapp This is the worst music awards show in history. I can’t believe I wasted two hours on this.

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@AMAs *Stars in 1993

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@nglwithkylie Flowers - yay or nay?

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@ChicagoBears Somehow we are always in the thick. When do we get the thin?