Jenna Barbee

and the truest sign of grace is this: from wounded hands redemption fell down, liberating man

[Jenna Barbee @jenn_barbee]

😂☠️

[Jenna Barbee @jenn_barbee]

@BrianCooperGeo Your tests were so easy 😬 does anyone even have to cheat?

[Jenna Barbee @jenn_barbee]

He can’t even eat tacos. He got jipped. ☹️

[FOX 10 Phoenix @FOX10Phoenix]

First baby of 2020 born in Austin, Texas wins a year of tacos. https://t.co/rm4MCEsUZM

[Jenna Barbee @jenn_barbee]

In other news, I started season 2 of You. All I can say is, ooof.

[Jenna Barbee @jenn_barbee]

Really looking forward to watching Joe Burrow show Trevor Lawrence what’s up.
“I haven’t lost a game as quarterback since high school”
ok buddy hold on tight. Get ready to be knocked off your high horse.

[Pizza Hut @pizzahut]

Merry Crustmas. 🎄

[Jenna Barbee @jenn_barbee]

Me: *puts my daughter to bed*
Me, 5 minutes later: “Aw I miss her she’s so cute”
Her: *wakes up*
Me: “NO NO NO GO BACK TO SLEEP”
Her: *actually does go back to sleep*
Me: “aw I miss her”

🤦🏻‍♀️🤪

[Jenna Barbee @jenn_barbee]

who the h*ck is out here in these

[Jenna Barbee @jenn_barbee]

It’s 11pm and all I can think about is the sandwich I’m gonna have for lunch tomorrow.

[Carly Waddell @carlywaddell]

Jed’s girlfriend and Dean’s mustache are in a tie for worst things of 2019 for me right now #thebachelorette

[Jenna Barbee @jenn_barbee]

@halpayt Lol it’s honestly the best experience of my life.

[Jenna Barbee @jenn_barbee]

Just got the urge to color

????

[Jenna Barbee @jenn_barbee]

@ecstatic_ellis “Sleep when the baby sleeps” ok but what if the baby doesn’t sleep ???????

[mose @bosemergmann]

nobody:

me the second I sit down at a Mexican restaurant:

[Jenna Barbee @jenn_barbee]

Chicago.

[K. @xo_kimmz]

Alright who pissed off Texas.

[Jenna Barbee @jenn_barbee]

@miss_caley 🤣🤪

[Jenna Barbee @jenn_barbee]

Me:

Facebook: “3 years ago you used to be skinny”

[Jenna Barbee @jenn_barbee]

Harbor me in the eye of the storm, I’m holding on to the love You swore.

[Jenna Barbee @jenn_barbee]

On a related note, two-thirds of the tweets I’ve made since the beginning of my pregnancy have been about food. 🙃

[Jenna Barbee @jenn_barbee]

Where’s the best place to hide the fact that I just bought 3 boxes of Girl Scout cookies from my husband?