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a hundred bad guys with swords (I contain multitudes)

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@falseroxy He’s gotta be doing it on purpose at this point. Or am I dumb? Has he always been doing it on purpose?

[Ashkenazi Splash @TheGimpyNinja]

Schmitt: Do you believe that a 7 nation army couldn’t hold you back?
Jack Smith : That is Jack White

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@MarmotRespecter Yeah turns out she was pretty dangerous!

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@shinymeeki @nypost I disagree. Evil women are evil in a different way than evil men. Women are very rarely family annihilators.
It’s way more common for the mom to poison children against their dad, lie about him and destroy his finances/reputation/relationship with his children.

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Sometimes I’ll hear my husband giggling in another room and I know I’m about to get a haka video on IG.
I have the word and hashtag muted everywhere. I’m a haka hater. This only encourages him. He’s sent cute babies doing the haka and my hate just simmers.
I can’t hate a baby.

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@HittinStainz I regret opening this app today

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@willinilli024 Why are they so dramatic 😭

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Insane FB ads day 2: an AI animated clitoris singing her heart out about warming lube.
It’s my own fault that I’m getting these now because I watched too many of the AI mushroom coffee ads in total slack jawed horror.
Now look what I have wrought.

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Stefano from the north shore you better believe this is about YOU brother

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Remembering that time a guy broke up with me because I wouldn’t stop saying “brother” in the style of Hulk Hogan. He said it was “unladylike”

You bet it is, Brother.

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@DrDavidVernon https://t.co/OvllIkpZbU

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Sometimes, if you’re lucky, there’s a tree outside your bedroom window. It’s important to notice it, appreciate it, and romanticize it as much as possible.

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@GUNSGOATSGARDEN @MadiJadeAudio I support this

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“What Was Don Draper’s Problem, Man?” was actually the original title of the show

[Max Tani @maxwelltani]

he had a few of them, especially when it came to women. it was a primary theme of seven seasons of television.

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@berkie1 Well yes

[Kafka, Esq. 🧌 @metalgearobama]

“Have you seen” yes. Yes I have. I am on the internet constantly like everyone else. I have seen it. My screen time has been 8 hours a day every year since like 2007. It’s not good. I have seen it. We don’t need to talk about internet shit. How are your kids

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the veil is thin in the parking lot of a Dick’s Sporting Goods

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@FranziaMom Grape Nuts and rice milk all DAY baby

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girl who is you

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@_gdaymate yeah you just have to let them run into traffic once for them to learn, some kids are just stubborn am i right mamas? No mama hate!

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@mangoeilish not a swiftie and I kinda hate all her music but folklore was good. Cardigan, The One, Last Great American Dynasty. My daughter plays this album a lot and I don't hate it!