Jenn Scharping

[Jenn Scharping @Jenn_Scharping]

✅ packed
✅ folded laundry
🚫 slept
✅ washed my dishes
✅ braided my hair
🚫🚫slept
✅wrote out this stupid tweet
🚫🚫🚫🚫slept🚫🚫🚫🚫
✅fuming bc of lack of sleep

[Jenn Scharping @Jenn_Scharping]

@blueiris201 I would literally not be able to watch bc I’d be fainting left and right

[Sticks Johnson @JakeSwope]

Still can't believe I see tweets about people pissed off they didn't learn how to do their taxes in high school.

Its fuckin simple, let me teach you real quick:

Step 1. Get your W-2s

Step 2. Give those to your dad

Simple as that idiots.

[Jenn Scharping @Jenn_Scharping]

@blueiris201 #tooreal

[Jenn Scharping @Jenn_Scharping]

@blueiris201 That explains a lot about my finances

[Jenn Scharping @Jenn_Scharping]

@blueiris201 they shoulda taught us that shit instead of MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL

[Jenn Scharping @Jenn_Scharping]

@kdmeer92 @Maisie_Williams You are a badass tho 😈

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning.
Their pace is not your pace.
Their pace is not your pace.
Their pace is not your pace.
Be patient with yourself.
Find your pace.

[Julie ✨🦄 @blueiris201]

I miss harry

[Jenn Scharping @Jenn_Scharping]

I need your opinions on who is who for this to be valid

[Julie ✨🦄 @blueiris201]

fab five is my new one direction

[Julie ✨🦄 @blueiris201]

dear world: IF julie andrews or mary berry every die please just keep me out of it let me live my life believing they are always here thanks in advance

[Jenn Scharping @Jenn_Scharping]

Drinking + Daylights savings is the worst bc it’s 1.59 then suddenly it’s 3 am which is a completely different vibe that i def don’t know how to handle

[Jenn Scharping @Jenn_Scharping]

@thekellyprice @MaxScharping I hope Rob sees this interview 😂

[Jenn Scharping @Jenn_Scharping]

I have no clue who played Africa by Toto the third time in a row on Zane’s but like. Marry me.

[Jenn Scharping @Jenn_Scharping]

Random girl called me a queen and like thank u,, I needed that,, my skin is clear,,, love to you also fellow queen 👑👑

[Jenn Scharping @Jenn_Scharping]

Please go eat your yogurt at the kitchen table like a normal human and not on your bed while I’m trying to sleep bc you’ve been snoring all night #ihatemyroommate

[Jenn Scharping @Jenn_Scharping]

Listen folks if you have to sit next to a stranger on the bus that’s fine however you should MOVE once a seat opens up #awkward #pleasegoaway

[Jim Nagy @JimNagyOU]

The @seniorbowl North OL is loaded with blue-collar tough guys and future NFL starters.

[Jenn Scharping @Jenn_Scharping]

Instagram I just perfected my scroll.. why you gotta do me like this? 😒

[Jenn Scharping @Jenn_Scharping]

Hell might be better than this post office.