Jenn🍉

Avid cat lover // random twitter user

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

you can never name the best zendaya look of all time coz it’s always the next one

[SpideyDoesStuff @SpideyDoeStuff]

Mamdani at night

[tal♀ ✡︎ @cocosharkfem]

I know this is literally a scene from family guy but women’s healthcare is so barbaric

[mari @blythsdaya]

first one actually broke the internet babes there is no comparison

[Almudron @BiggestAlmuFan2]

This would be a massive step if like a million babies weren’t already blown to bits

[Kea @jacquemusx]

ZENDAYA ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

so mad having grown up in the “we really can stop climate change!” era to now being firmly in the “hmm i guess we gotta figure out how to live alongside climate disaster 🥴” era. good stuff !!

[Sam™ @Sp1dersam_]

You know if I had a nickel for every time a talented actress with blonde hair who plays a Powerful Woman in a Superhero movie gets misogynistic and forced hate, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice 🤔

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Is there anyone even left in the Netherlands

[Sethy @Brizksie]

"Together, we could Recreate the film Obsession-"

[Reza Athar @reza_athar]

Nederland is gelukkig een verzorgingsstaat. Alle waarschuwende berichten vanuit KNMI en overheid zijn bedoeld om (ook) de kwetsbaren in de maatschappij te beschermen. Dus als jij persoonlijk geen last van hebt van de hitte, betekent het niet dat het voor niemand een probleem is.

[Kamil @KamilMPoet]

Capitalism is great because everyone can boil to death so we can have a trillionaire

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

I love how expressive he is with the mask on… he’s DISGUSTED 😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Came across a theory that AI is starting to make more mistakes cause the internet is increasingly polluted with AI slop. The idea of AI cannibalising itself into obscurity is one of my favourite things ever. I just hope it’s true and I hope it becomes impossible to fix.

[Woku 🏳️‍⚧️ @Lacksicle]

"Blame the password sharers" yes blame the common man!! Fight one another!!! Be at odds with your fellow human while the big bosses and ceo's pocket all the cash!!!

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

Last night when we reached the gate at the airport, I asked my guide dog Loki to find me a seat and he immediately led me straight to one. I sat down and leaned over to pet him. After a few minutes, I noticed my butt was starting to feel sore. I looked down at Loki and said, “Boy, you sure picked the hardest chair in the entire airport, didn’t you?”

Suddenly, the guy sitting next to me tapped my shoulder and said, “You’re actually sitting on a table, but I figured you knew that.”

I stood up, and sure enough, I was sitting on a damn table. I shook my head, told the guy that I’m blind, and then we both started laughing. Despite the hilarity of it, this just goes to show that even as brilliant as my guide dog is, he’s still a dog and dogs make silly mistakes. To him, that looked like a chair. Maybe even a special chair just for me! Was I a little embarrassed? Absolutely. Would I change it? Nope. I’ll just go ahead and add this to the collection of funny memories Loki and I have made together!

—Walker jones

[adrienne ♦️🍉 manato 🤤 @manatoslover]

scientifically speaking shes right because of bone structure and genetics lol

[MP @mary_pmg3945]

Computa if lesbianism is a sin why did god created Lucy Liu ANSWER COMPUTA.

[tangereen @bunnytangereen]

bangs and nails clearly show she is a woman/ girl. now look at the seat on front, surrounded by men. empty. why are you so desperate to sit next to a younger girl who is likely doing this as a safety precaution