Captain Crouch

~1/1/16~ Jet fuel doesn't melt steel Behms

[Captain Crouch @jenna_behm]

Clearly we are dressed for very different occasions. Great to meet you!

[shelby @s_zielkiewicz]

There’s a special place in hell for people that drive slow on Lockport Road.

[Captain Crouch @jenna_behm]

Do you eat/have you seen someone eat maraschino cherries?

[Captain Crouch @jenna_behm]

@HelloYddam *chefs kiss*

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@vinyIgguk @Derek_Roman_jr

[Captain Crouch @jenna_behm]

Apparently I was having a nightmare last night about fighting Godfrey/Hoarah…🙃

[Captain Crouch @jenna_behm]

I stg my dog is more of a drama queen than I am. She loves to fake injuries for attention and then run around like crazy a minute later.

[Captain Crouch @jenna_behm]

Contrary to critic reviews, I really enjoyed Uncharted. Mark and Tom make quite the funky bunch🥴

[Captain Crouch @jenna_behm]

@jzux @s_zielkiewicz

[Captain Crouch @jenna_behm]

@Derek_Roman_jr We know how to speak English but we’re struggling to avoid extinction🥴

[Captain Crouch @jenna_behm]

@PatrickTopolski Watching them all qualifies me to be a spy now. So I think it was worth it lol

[Captain Crouch @jenna_behm]

You know what I call watching all of the Mission Impossible movies in one day? An accomplishment🥴

[shelby @s_zielkiewicz]

@TomCruise I’ll do whatever you want for $5 million dollars.

[Captain Crouch @jenna_behm]

Dream come true to come up on stage with @WhoseRyanStiles and @GaryAWilliams. Enjoy your time in Florida Gary;) great show tonight!

[Captain Crouch @jenna_behm]

The jig is up. I graduated college 2 years ago, but Apple Music just found out.

[Captain Crouch @jenna_behm]

@Derek_Roman_jr Nothing compared to my demon though lol

[Captain Crouch @jenna_behm]

@Derek_Roman_jr Omg😂

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@mobo42069 Agreeeeed

[Captain Crouch @jenna_behm]

@mobo42069 Ideally you should never use your card. Have them open and never close them. Just having lines of credit is all that matters, not how much you use them. Hope that helps

[Captain Crouch @jenna_behm]

@Derek_Roman_jr @s_zielkiewicz Can’t argue with the truth

[Captain Crouch @jenna_behm]

I love her so much already