jenna

plan for tomorrow and start today

[tell that mick he just made my lyss @lysstory]

the absolute worst guy u know is gonna dress like this for halloween this year btw

[The Dodo @dodo]

Woman rescues a baby squirrel — and 4 years later, he still comes back every day for kisses on her porch 🖤

[emily may @emilykmay]

I feel like female contribution to the family can be summed up in the simple fact that mothers could absolutely never have a “secret second family.”

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

This is why other countries see us as stupid, THIS is our representation 😭😭😭 I promise y'all it's just the older Americans

[who cares @DianaG2772]

Legit call from the school:

Principal: I just wanted to touch base with you. Your daughter was baiting seagulls into the playground with gummy worms and actually caught one; Like in her arms. It did bite her—not hard, but I needed to inform you that we filed an incident report

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

If you have fried pickles on your menu then you need to show us how they’re cut!!!

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

School meals should be free for everybody. Charging children to eat somewhere they are legally required to be for the entire day is exploitative.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If we made the police academy a 4-year program I bet we'd get rid of a lot of the "bad apples." I don't understand how a lawyer has to go to school for 8 years to understand the law enough to practice it, but it only takes 6 months to learn it enough to enforce it.

[DW 🕊️ @Dwillsofficial0]

There was a point I refused to download TikTok. Now look at me, a crackhead.

[jenna @jennaaden]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Jenna Marbles and Julien Solomita are now married.

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

How men look at you when you remind them they have a girlfriend.

[MOON LOVER @M1ONLOVER]

last full moon of 2022 and mars.

[Kai Lenny @Kai_Lenny]

We always have the creative approach to help me achieve my goals. Everyday we are training to be our best 💯

[liyah @hm_liyah]

i kinda like people who trauma dump idk. idc if i just met u 30 mins ago tell me why ur mom lost custody of u i’m curious

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i made a little presentation