Jenna Weis Townson

Sterling College ‘21 Alumni ⚔️/ theology nerd/ Noah’s wife/ children’s ministry curriculum specialist/ AMBA

[Jenna Weis Townson @jennacweis]

When I graduated high school I had to choose a verse that embodied something I learned in high school that would carry on into college. My verse was Ecclesiastes 12:12 and lemme tell ya I chose right.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

Wife: You’re not buying new books, are you?

Me: Absolutely not. These books were published years ago.

[Jenna Weis Townson @jennacweis]

@ChrchCurmudgeon This was my childhood camp thanks to @ChildEvangelism

[Jenna Weis Townson @jennacweis]

Now that TikTok is banned, maybe my husband will finally look at the Instagram reels I’ve been sending him for the last 5 years.

So what if he saw them 3 months before they arrived on reels. Now it’ll be nostalgic and stuff.

[Andrew Snyder @Andrewnsnyder]

I have yet to discover a classic hymn that has been improved in substance or aesthetics by a contemporary addition.

[Lutheran Sage @LutheranSage]

Despite all the celebrations, it's a sad day for Missouri because of a handful of liberal counties got our abortion ban overturned...it's a shame too many Christians thought it wasn't worthwhile to show up at the polls.

Marijuana... Gambling... Now abortions... What's next Missouri?

[Kayla Elizabeth @VixenRogue]

Your daughter is capable of so much more than aborting her kids.

[Stephen Hopkins @phil_lol_ogist]

"eat what's in season" the health people said

Me:

[Lila Rose @LilaGraceRose]

MEN:

If you’re voting for Kamala Harris “for your daughter,” you’re voting for killing your future unborn granddaughter so your daughter can be sexually available to men who will use her for sex but refuse to be fathers.

[Liz Wheeler @Liz_Wheeler]

If you’re voting “for my daughter” & “reproductive freedom” then you’re fine with men using your little girl as an object for promiscuous sex, impregnating her with no commitment, & brutally killing your sweet grandbaby so more men can abuse your daughter.

It’s gross. Stop it.
For your daughter.

[Glenn Butner @glennbutner]

I forgot that Solomon weighs in on the bear vs. man in the woods question:

"Better for a person to meet a bear robbed of her cubs than a fool in his foolishness." (Prov. 17:12)

[Hannah Al-Othman @HannahAlOthman]

How your email finds me:

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Happy October the twenty-fourth to all who observe!

[Jenna Weis Townson @jennacweis]

Literally never believe them when they say weed will only be smoked in private. My state legalized it last year and now every single public event, concert (indoor or outdoor), and restaurants reek of weed. It’s awful and makes non-smokers sick. Don’t let pot rule your state.

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

Florida! You don't want more weed. Colorado regrets it. California does too. You'll have zombies everywhere. And the STENCH. Plus people space out at red lights. Total disaster. Medical marijuana is already legal. Weed heads lie when they say they won't use in public. Vote no!

[Andrew Snyder @Andrewnsnyder]

I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of Christian apparel until we can figure out what is going on.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

The A in AI stands for Amelia Bedilia

[Voice of the Martyrs @VOM_USA]

Remembering Martyrs: On this day in 1536, William Tyndale was burned at the stake for translating the Bible into English. His last words were "Lord, open the king of England's eyes."

[Seth Troutt @Seth_Troutt]

"What, do you want your kids to be sheltered?"

Uh, yes, I do, actually. To be unsheltered is to be homeless, unprotected, and left to fend for oneself. Shelter is in the foundation of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs.

Age-appropriate naiveté ought to be incubated, not sabotaged.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping

[Jenna Weis Townson @jennacweis]

Ya’ll, my fam has lived in KS our whole lives. We’re friends w/ many hardcore @KState fans. None of us went, but we’ve seen their logo our whole lives.

My graphic design graduate sister learned TODAY that their logo is NOT a man running in a T-shirt. Her explanation below…