Jenna

I put the “hot” in “psychotic”

[Jenna @jennakeeney]

Listen there is a time and a place to wander but it is absolutely NOT at meijer on a Sunday afternoon put some PEP IN THAT STEP

[Jenna @jennakeeney]

@kelliygold Of course I did. In front of my entire family too

[Jenna @jennakeeney]

Not my grandmother asking me what “queefing” means

[Jenna @jennakeeney]

My cousin verbatim, “the drive to Kentucky is nice, it’s a short drive, but it’s pretty long.”

[Jenna @jennakeeney]

You ever be talking to someone and just wanna shout “get a sense of humor” at them

[Jenna @jennakeeney]

It’s making me sad that one day I’ll have a real life adult job and won’t be a 21 year old running around with 3 year olds all day

[Jenna @jennakeeney]

Anytime someone brakes on the highway I automatically think there’s a cop ahead

[Jenna @jennakeeney]

@kelliygold you’re so brave

[Jenna @jennakeeney]

If you’re not willing to be a literal speed racer then get out the mf left lane my lord

[Jenna @jennakeeney]

Asked a kid at work how old he thought I was and he said 18 million dollars

[Jenna @jennakeeney]

The dollar tree now has stuff for $5. I think the world is ending soon

[Jenna @jennakeeney]

You broke your own heart but you’ll never say that

[Jenna @jennakeeney]

One of the kids today at work yelled “I NEED ANOTHER SHOT” and I was like ok buddy you sound like me on a Friday night

[Jenna @jennakeeney]

All I want is for someone to release an album that compares to the energy of Rihanna’s “Good girl gone bad” is that TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR

[Jenna @jennakeeney]

This is too true. I don’t know what to do with myself after 6pm and usually just end up rotting in bed til I fall asleep.

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

people who wake up at 5 am love to talk about how productive their day was but forget to mention the psychotic episode they have around 6pm

[Landon | The Flippin' Millennial @LandonClost]

My uncle passed away from cancer when I was 16 years old.

I’ve since spent 100’s of hours researching how to avoid and fight cancer naturally.

Here’s what I found:

[Jenna @jennakeeney]

Some days the world feels so quiet

[Jenna @jennakeeney]

I’m having a minor inconvenience what piercing should I go get

[Jenna @jennakeeney]

I work at a preschool and today (Friday) after asking the kids “what’s the weather like today?” One of them yelled “TUESDAY”

[Khalid @thegreatkhalid]

I’ve been waiting on this one!
Skyline, my new single, out everywhere 4/29 💓

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