Jen

absolutely not here for it

[Jen @jennali_t]

@jtvandyk Go home

[Jen @jennali_t]

@tayolson01 Sometimes I just need help in a general sense though. Like, metaphysically.

[Jen @jennali_t]

Airbnb needs a setting for “4 people but none of us are dating so we all want separate beds”
not this “10 person occupancy because 8 of you can fit onto this California King get cozy”

[Jen @jennali_t]

No linkedin I do not want to connect with the dude I hooked up with that one time at the 2014 rosé partay please stop asking

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

"Wow, they're subtly commenting on the nature of superficiality in our society," - Me in a bar bathroom that doesn't have a mirror because the bar realized it could get away without buying one

[Jen @jennali_t]

This is why I only use the professional, PC epithet “my dude”

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

Many English speakers are cutting "guys" from their vocabularies, reports @jpinsk https://t.co/A61RcqwMhp

[Jen @jennali_t]

@andijnsn totally get where you’re coming from but also that’s hilarious

[Jen @jennali_t]

Maybe I’m drunk or maybe this is amazing who’s to say

[Janelle Shane @JanelleCShane]

This program will try to draw pictures of whatever you describe and it's so delightful/terrifying.
https://t.co/AEarP8oPJU

[Jen @jennali_t]

@jtvandyk That’s me always

[Jen @jennali_t]

“time to get a ride” loooool thanks @reachnow for the heat

[Jen @jennali_t]

My Twitter is like this beautiful time capsule of bygone days when I used to not be completely and totally apathetic about the world.

But now I have a 401k so

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Republicans say they want to get government off people's backs, except, of course, if you are a woman who wants to control her own body.

[Jen @jennali_t]

@FrontierCare my flight was delayed for nearly 3 hours for no real reason and now I've missed my connexion. Explain how this is reasonable.

[Jen @jennali_t]

Don't let the cheap prices fool you—flying @FlyFrontier is always and unequivocally a mistake.

0/10 would not recommend

[Jen @jennali_t]

The number of people riding public transport after recently urinating on themselves is TOO HIGH

[Jen @jennali_t]

@TheMicahHall did this all day LOL

[Andi @dreajwood]

I would like to share with you my favorite poem: To Whom the Bell Tolls—it tolls to me.

[Jen @jennali_t]

I scratched myself on the neck and it kind of looks like a hickey:
A summary of my love life in <20 words

[Jen @jennali_t]

@themiltron wasn't this a movie pitch from the early 2000s