after hearing taylor say that lover was basically her denying/ignoring joe’s red flags, i’ve decided to analyze each lover song that’s supposedly about him (a thread):
John Carpenter, the first ever $1 million winner on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" in November 1999, didn't use any lifelines until the final question. He then called his father not for help, but to tell him he was about to win the grand prize.
Dude fumbled her and she immediately went on the greatest heater we’ve maybe ever seen. Most successful world tour of all time, Time Person of the Year, became a billionaire, broke a Grammy record and her new boyfriend who could easily beat him up won the Super Bowl. DAMN.
HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE
Forget her music for a second. If you don't respect how totally and completely Taylor dominates the entire night and makes basically everybody else in the room irrelevant than you just don't respect true super stardom. #TaylorSwift#Grammys
Shot on 35mm film with cinematography by the brilliant @the_rinayang. Plan your watch parties or grab your blanket and curl up into a ball. However you want to watch All Too Well The Short Film, it’ll be out tomorrow on YouTube at 7pm Eastern. 🥲
https://t.co/YzOtPK5Hzd
Me in 2020: life is chill, writing songs based in fiction to avoid drama, feeling pretty grown up
My 2008 music from the vault, in a goblin voice: “REELEEEEEEASE MR PERFECTLY FIIIIIIINE”
https://t.co/PCexr31q9x