jenna

she/her 😇

[jenna @jennamc13]

@gardeinqueen My gma texted me at 11:30pm to let me know

[regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen]

people i haven’t spoken to in months texting me that liam payne died like he was my uncle or something

[Admiral Snaccbar 🐙 @Chris_Mench]

Serving shrimp with the tail still on when it’s already mixed into something (pasta, rice, etc) is insane.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I heard my toast spring up in the kitchen like 15 minutes ago but I don’t care. I just don’t care. Fuck that piece of toast. And fuck my life

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

this is the greatest piece of reality television history. you couldn't write a script like this

[jenna @jennamc13]

@pushinpyrex Its just insane to think this thread or anything you’re saying is clearing your name LMFAO

[Twunk in Training 🇵🇸 @AceHainley]

me not buying a treat at the store so i can save money: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!!

me at home without a treat: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck

[jenna @jennamc13]

@everlikeme Past the point of needing to touch grass u need to just eat it cuz wtf is this post😭😭😭😭 are u 14?

[Cassia @AwkwardGirlLA]

Shia LeBeouf beat, held hostage & tormented FKA Twigs with a gun, but, go off Access Hollywood.

[Barbie 🎀 Agitprop @BarbieAgitprop]

The purpose of housing is to provide shelter, not for a return on investment hope that helps

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

In the United States you can be acquitted of rape charges cause you raped so many women that too many women showed up to court to call you a rapist

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Extra important to remember today:

[jenna @jennamc13]

@VigilantFox Their confirmation bias goes so hard😭

[Dan Walden @dwaldenwrites]

yes it's absurd because it should start in kindergarten and everybody should have at least two under their belt by the time they graduate high school, and should have a working knowledge of Spanish no matter what