jay

she/her

[brendan murphy @brendan905]

me on opposite day

[jay @jennashf]

There’s too many goddamn streaming apps

[jay @jennashf]

@emsuriani LMAO appreciate the recognition thx

[jay @jennashf]

Why are you as a man driving a hatchback??

[jay @jennashf]

In genuine shock lizzo didn’t pull out her flute

[Eccedentesiast ⚕️ @__amalleiu_z__]

i love being in bed. i don’t understand how people don’t get into bed and immediately feel happier. Sometimes I get into bed and that is my activity, just being in bed, because that’s how happy it makes me. I just lay there and think about how I’m in my bed and I’m happy about it

[jay @jennashf]

@curryzaddy Appreciate you 🫶🏻

[jay @jennashf]

Waterproof mascara is harder to get off than pasta sauce on plastic tupperware

[jay @jennashf]

@haleycaya AND ME

[jay @jennashf]

@haleycaya Whatever enjoy your Kraft single xx

[jay @jennashf]

Update everyone looks like McDonald’s saw my tweet and brought them back! You can all thank me in the payment of 1 (one) crispy ranch snack wrap with no cheese

[jay @jennashf]

Justice for the McDonald’s snack wrap. I will not rest until it is back

[jay @jennashf]

Justice for the McDonald’s snack wrap. I will not rest until it is back

[jay @jennashf]

Does anyone else care about the TikTok couples that have broken up or should I start acting like I’m 27

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Mat George in Times Square

[Birgit Umaigba-Omoruyi @birgitomo]

Y'all who just voted for another Doug Ford term better not come to our ERs yelling at nurses for extra long wait times in the hallway while having a heart attack. You had the opportunity to vote for change but you chose four more years of sorrow. I'm so disappointed. A sad day!

[jay @jennashf]

One thing about me? Im taking 400mg of magnesium EVERY night

[jay @jennashf]

Mask mandate being lifted when I’ve been neglecting my skin care routine… once again don’t text

[jay @jennashf]

I love my bf so much im seriously asking coworkers to switch shifts so I can watch ufc with him… sick to my stomach don’t text

[jay @jennashf]

look me in my eyes and tell me this isnt sharpays brother from high school musical

[ESPN @espn]

What is Joe Burrow listening to? 🤔🎶

(via @NFL)

[jay @jennashf]

Slipping on ice is the most humbling experience there is