GERM

just a joe stan account now. gross

[GERM @jennatils69]

🥰🥰 grateful and in love

[GERM @jennatils69]

Ask and you shall receive! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💍💍💍💍🥳🥳🥳🥳

[junie b. jonestown @elizabethbelsky]

Fun fact: children are young humans who are in the process of learning how to be adult humans and exist in the human world! Dogs, on the other hand, will never be humans and therefore do not need to experience "going inside a coffee shop" at any point in their canine lives.

[Viggie Smalls @Viggie_Smalls93]

I get why Klarna and Affirm are villainized but if you're responsible with your money, paying off a $600 flight in $100 1-month increments is so fucking good

[𐌋a𐌌Aʀ @HEISLAMARR]

10 yrs of smokin’ weed & not ONCE did I think, Lemme try crack.

[thor! - defensor dos oprimidos 💫 @atenadesgracada]

coisas que você pode ser no futebol:
- pedófilo
- estuprador
- agressor
- abusador
- assediador
- preconceituoso

coisas que você NÃO PODE ser no futebol:
- gay
- mulher
- negro

[GERM @jennatils69]

@FoxNews Alright now report on all the ICE agents raping kids!!

[anna @charliekclly]

DANNY DEVITO DEFEATS HOMOPHOBIA

[Kyle @KBensonJpg]

A vodka soda is $15 and ubers are $70

[GERM @jennatils69]

@mooncakephel People STAY forgetting all her problematic behavior and why?????????

[Rainy 🌙🏳️‍⚧️ @mooncakephel]

Trisha cosplayed the rape & murder of JonBenét Ramsey, pretended to have DiD and bullied someone WITH DiD off the internet for saying she didnt, flashed minors, and has generally done absolutely horrible things but still it’s “omg she’s iconic”

[★ @wynrosei]

"What radicalized you?"
Watching my female relatives plan, cook, shop, decorate, clean, and organize for the holidays while the men just show up and watch TV the whole time.

[chelsaya @chelsaya]

just filled my tank up for $50 because the president started a war because he FUCKS CHILDREN

[IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12 @olesoul57_2]

Landlords in 2006:  
“$500 rent, $250 deposit. You got a job? Cool, here’s the keys.”

Landlords in 2016:  
“$850 first, $850 last, $850 deposit… don’t ask questions. This is a deal.”

Landlords in 2026:  
“Alright so boom —  
• 3x the rent (before taxes, after taxes, spiritually too)  
• $2500 first month  
• $2500 last month  
• $2500 deposit (non-refundable if we vibe check you wrong)  
• 680 credit score minimum… but we prefer 750+  
• No pets. (Yes for $100/monthly a pet)No kids. No candles. No smoking. No vaping. No breathing. No existing.  
• $85 application fee (we will ghost you btw)  
• $300 late fee if your payment blinks at 12:01  
• 6 references, 4 pay stubs, your horoscope chart  
• Background check, foreground check, side quest check
• Fee for utilities.  

The Apartment: 🏚️🏚️
550 sq ft (including the emotional damage)  
Carpet seen 3 recessions  
Fridge hums like it’s fighting demons  
Stove got a lean like it’s tired too  
Listing says: ✨“Luxury living”✨

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

critiquing this monologue for being entry level feminism is fair but i continue to believe that’s the exact point. this for the ten year old girls in the audience who haven’t learnt this yet. it’s to take the weight of their tiny shoulders for the first time. that’s a nice thing

[GERM @jennatils69]

@Floridagirl0850 “Pride” is a crazy word to be using for what you’re doing lmao.

[GERM @jennatils69]

@Floridagirl0850 Says the lady who looks like a run over cockroach as she’s trying.

[GERM @jennatils69]

@JulieLovesFluff You’re the problem 🥰

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

No one:

Sonja Morgan:

[💍Prostitution Whore💍 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re]

We don’t talk about this enough #RHONJ

[. @hopfiIms]

honestly they could’ve kept this out. the way the duffers implied human trafficking and didn’t even mention it again…