Jenna

I try to be funny, but I think it just comes naturally

[Keith O'Brien @KeithOB]

In 2020, at the end of his final year at Pitt, Damar Hamlin organized a toy drive for kids in his hometown of McKees Rocks, Pa. This is the young man who went down on the field tonight in Cincinnati. He is a man; not a number on a jersey. Prayers for Damar.

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Another kind of Russian terrorist attacks: targeting 🇺🇦 energy & critical infrastructure. Since Oct 10, 30% of Ukraine’s power stations have been destroyed, causing massive blackouts across the country. No space left for negotiations with Putin's regime. @United24media

[Kian Sharifi @KianSharifi]

A girls' school in Iran brought a member of the IRGC-run Basij paramilitary to speak to students. The girls welcomed the speaker by taking off their headscarves & chanting "get lost, Basiji".

Teenage girls have been at the forefront of protests for days.

https://t.co/kvskgB8qas

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

my addiction to buying things i don’t need started at the school book fair

[Jenna @jennaviper]

Trudeau is the parent you ask to get the answer you want and Ford is the other parent you didn’t want to ask because they always say no.

[Jenna @jennaviper]

Sometimes I think of all the nice things I could have if none of my friends got married, or if I didn’t have friends. Either or

[Jenna @jennaviper]

I’ve gotta say, I’ve drank far more Gatorade as a hungover adult than an athletic child

[Now Toronto @nowtoronto]

How are you tweeting? Do you have Bell?

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

do what you love and you’ll never own property a day in your life

[Jenna @jennaviper]

Ugh I just know low rise is gonna make its come back and I really really really don’t want it to.

[Jenna @jennaviper]

I have this theory that our gal Rihanna had her baby because why wasn’t she at the #MetGala

[Jenna @jennaviper]

Always date a Leafs fan. They are loyal and patient AF #LeafsForever

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

Imagine having enough money to buy a small detached house in Toronto and you blow it all acquiring Twitter.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

🇵🇸 What did you worry about when you were 10 years old? #GazaUnderAttack #Ramadan

[Jenna @jennaviper]

@rachsyme BELT salad. Bacon boiled egg lettuce tomato avocado with a mayo/garlic basssed dressing

[Netflix @netflix]

This one hurt.

[Jenna @jennaviper]

@calebsaysthings @calvintranxo all makes sense now #arianna

[villanelle // c ✨ @comingoflilith]

plz dont leave me a voicemail. I will not listen to it

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I just learned that if a hermit crab finds a new shell that is too big it will wait for other hermit crabs who need new shells to gather and then they will organize themselves by size and trade shells and I am pissed that the crabs have a better housing market than we do