imma need everyone to stop asking me why I sleep at 5 everyday and wake up at 2 in the afternoon. it has become a norm at this point s/o not having to be up in the mornings no more
College students:
- Don’t qualify for $1200 check if claimed as dependents
- Don’t qualify for $500 bc over 18
- Don’t get tuition refund
- Don’t get rent forgiveness for off-campus housing
- Don’t get to keep on-campus jobs
- Don’t get student loan forgiveness
- ?????
QUARANTINE DIARY
Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic
Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix
@CShalby@LondonBreed While 3 people have been treated for coronavirus at San Francisco hospitals, there have been no confirmed cases of the illness in the city. https://t.co/IKaZDtfBah
I took a table today for one of my coworkers and I introduced myself to them and they asked what happened to my coworker. I deadass said “don’t worry she’s alive and well” who let me speak to customers like this
you ever read a professors name and think you have an idea of what they look like and then they end up being nothing like what you thought they would look like bc same