jenna

1% evil 99% hot gas

[Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan]

If I pay $5.00 for a coffee I better die

[sergeant dick lips the third @TeahLhompson]

My ideal sleeping position? Side sleeping, Left leg straight out right leg 90 degree angle hiked up. One arm under the pillow one arm over. Multiple blankets fan on high NyQuil coursing though my bloodstream. Obama is there.

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

oh yeah ur a fan of my twitter? name all the mental breakdown tweets ive had

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

. @dylansprouse didn’t like his Christmas gift.

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

this is our first thanksgiving since grandpa was diagnosed with relatable teen quote disease. he keeps saying shit like “if i don’t vibe with u, u will kno right away” and “late night convos with ur day ones over a blunt >>>” its annoying as shit but i still love him

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

.@BarackObama do you want to go to applebee’s later they have those $1 margaritas so i’ll pay if u want

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

christmas check list:
✔️wake up
✔️drink coffee until im shaking
✔️wrestling match with racist uncle jeff, he smashes my head thru a table
✔️smoke half a joint with my stepdad rick in the garage
✔️drink one michelob ultra
✔️alright back to my room to watch family guy

[Trill Jackson @Im_0n1]

White folk tell u they business for no reason lol hey bill goodmorning “man my fucking whore ass wife left me & took the kids“

[jenna @jennbacc]

Omfg https://t.co/6trlb2EcWc

[🥩 @prfctratcarcass]

1. how did he do this
2. why did he do this

[jenna @jennbacc]

I'm beyond ready to be in New Orleans sippin on mimosas all day

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

guys!
👇🏻👀👇🏻👀👇🏻👀👇🏻👀👇🏻👀👇🏻

[gone dad. @AndrewClarod]

*Fez’s voice* you son of a bitch

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

ah yes another winter break, another 9000 tweets about getting hit up by old hookups that I can't relate to bc I was ugly in high school

[jenna @jennbacc]

Same https://t.co/qCVTHHFExP

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

Shout outs to my acne for always being there in my darkest of times

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

yes everyone im GAY

Gratefully

Accepting

Your donations to me via paypal

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

google search: how to say “I Would Do Anything For You” but make it sound casual

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

yes im ugly but its an artistic choice