Kill All Humans

There is probably a cat in my lap right now.

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So when is the robot uprising scheduled to start? #KillAllHumans #YouMeatbagsHadYourChance

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Go vote today, if you haven’t yet. Even if you don’t like the pres. candidates, vote for the downticket state and local races.

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Civic duty done.

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We've updated our Twitter header in honor of the election.

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2016 just went from a dumpster fire to a landfill fire, with the added possibility of a fireworks factory fire. 😖

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I have loaded my instagram feed with cute cat pics/vids. That’s the only way I’ll survive the next few days.

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@Atara Make it stop, please lord, make it stop. 😱😫

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I just worked seven days straight. I was at work today for twelve and a half hours. I am very tired.

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I’d come to you, Canada, but I kinda don’t want to pack up my house and move again.

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We have Stanley cup hockey, and good beer, plus I can say ���sorry’ in French. Please?

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Dear Canada, could you annex us please? I want Trudeau as my PM.

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Botanical gardens
Science museums
Really good artwork
Hockey games
Apple cider
Tulips
The scent of lilacs

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Nature walks
Soaking in a hot bath
Reading a really good book
Learning something new and interesting
Guacamole

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Kittens
Soft yarn running through my fingers
Homemade soup
Fresh baked bread
Husband cuddles
Sunlight through leaves
Naps

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@UrsulaV Link?

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@Atara I’m a hockey fan, I’m used to games turning around quickly in the second half.

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@Atara It’s only the 5th inning. Don’t give up yet.

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@Atara I don’t remember singing that one at baseball games. America the Beautiful, maybe.

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Wait, I was at work yesterday. Why is today Monday? 😣☠️👻

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@mrgipson That’s all I ask for in life.