Jenne Lahov

wannabe housewife and pun enthusiast

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@gymmotivational https://t.co/Yucq0aUNB4

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@sml_xoxo https://t.co/eRgBRDaCfr

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@Da_Gannon I used your shampoo sooo...

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"Yeah, I don't fuck with shit I can't shoot" @Da_Gannon @chenzo100 @That_New_Stuff

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"I wanted to have a foursome with one girl...but nooooooooo" -@That_New_Stuff

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"Hey @chenzo100 if you couldn't be American what would you be?"

"...Dead"

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That time I was at a prohibition bar. I fit in well here. @BombShell2722 #Charleston #Southernbelle #flapper #sb14

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That time my friends dad inadvertently bought me a super fancy dinner... @BombShell2722

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We dance in 10 days! Still hasn't hit me yet...

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40 degree temperature spike and I'm in sweatpants and a t shirt.

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I don't even have words. Supreme brain twin status. @BombShell2722

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True love is when your friends steal you bread from Texas Roadhouse. @logenmarlee11 #TwitterlessKat

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Negative temperatures are the perfect reason to wear two pairs of sweatpants. #hobochic

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This is perfect ice cream weather. It wouldn't get all melty!

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@BombShell2722 we raise our glass, you bet your ass, to la vie lahov.

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I have twitter now...but I use it ironically. @BombShell2722

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Such awe & respect for @macklemore, @IAMQUEENLATIFAH, @marylambertsing for their incredible performance of #samelove. Humanity is beautiful.