jenneral

eyes closed. head first. can’t lose.

[jenneral @jenneralaring]

Brienne: Women can’t be knights
Tormund: Why not
Brienne: tradition
Tormund: Fuck tradition

Tormund is my favorite feminist. #GameofThrones

[jenneral @jenneralaring]

@_MaineSpeaks Its part of the CBA. The men get money when the women win (which they do more) too

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

nausea is so unserious.

either throw up… or stop making me feel like i might throw up for the next three hours. pick a struggle.

[jenneral @jenneralaring]

@_MaineSpeaks also if you read the article "The USWNT can return the favor in 2027, with any prize money the women earn in Brazil split with the men under the same agreement."

[jenneral @jenneralaring]

@_MaineSpeaks The woman should be paid more since they perform better

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

When I was young I couldn't wait to be done with school so I wouldn't have to wake up at 7:30am anymore.

Now I wake up at 4:45 am

[jenneral @jenneralaring]

I think my weightlifting coach is trying to kill us. Today’s workout had 60 squats. I’m jello.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

unfortunately I’m not nonchalant or mysterious, I’m just naturally an awkward person who becomes talkative once I’m comfortable.

[jenneral @jenneralaring]

The worst part of HR is getting the TPS emails.
🖕Trump

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[jenneral @jenneralaring]

Nothing takes me out of a book like when someone living in Massachusetts uses the word WASHROOM.

[jenneral @jenneralaring]

“Towering over me like a towering tower”- Ali hazelwood what is this.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

My playlist is bipolar. We either in love, depressed or gangmembers

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

every golden retriever wakes up like today is the best day ever.

i aspire to have that kind of delusion.

[jenneral @jenneralaring]

@ilyasloon This is what my husband doesn't understand about reading. I'm reading a book about serial killers who fall in love and he goes "Thats what you want" and I'm like "noooooooo dear god no"

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Bats get such a bad reputation and they are out here eating thousands of mosquitoes a night and navigating by SOUND and looking like tiny cloaked scholars. they deserve better.

[Jane Austen @austendaily]

You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope. Tell me not that I am too late, that such precious feelings are gone for ever.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

please, get comfortable with going to events, movies, concerts, bookstores, and museums by yourself so you don't miss out on life waiting on people.

[jenneral @jenneralaring]

Jimmy Fallon should be fucking cancelled. Fuck that guy honestly.