Jenn Heaton

[Jenn Heaton @jennheaton]

Pretty sure that mopping my floor is like a #batsignal to my cats to step up their vomit game.

[Jenn Heaton @jennheaton]

@mindykaling Goosebumps

[Jenn Heaton @jennheaton]

Congratulations to my sister Joyce Walker on her Masters of Human Resources! #BrandmanGrad2018

[Jenn Heaton @jennheaton]

@gorillavsbear you are giving me exactly what I need this morning. Many thanks.

[Jenn Heaton @jennheaton]

Can someone please get @iammireilleenos some Chapstick before her lips shrivel up as much as my desire to watch another episode of her show?

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

Congratulations, Frank Gore. Ten-thousand yards down, many more to go.

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

INTERCEPTION @PatrickWillis52. #SLAPHANDS

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

End of the first quarter: #49ers lead 21-3. #SFvsDAL

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

Interception @E_Reid35! #SLAPHANDS

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Tony Romo throws 1st Int of season. Colin Kaepernick finds Vernon Davis for 2nd TD of day. SF leads DAL, 21-3.

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

#49ers have sold out @LevisStadium, but there is a way to get single-game tickets.

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[Jenn Heaton @jennheaton]

The East Coast: where toilet seat covers don't exist and no one is sure if the employees have to wash their hands before returning to work.

[Jenn Heaton @jennheaton]

I hate the term "Fur Babies", it's a Goddamn pet not a baby, you fuck!

[Jenn Heaton @jennheaton]

@PeteyPieinLA my lucky day!

[Jeremy Rowley @Jeremy_Rowley]

My bank account is soooo glad I don't give a sh*t about the Rolling Stones.