Jenn Hype

Author @ Living Hype, Wife, Mother of 3 and I love anything that makes me laugh. Creating is my passion - music, books, art.

[Jenn Hype @jennhype]

My favorite energy drink by far is @AlaniNutrition, but ordering from their website is ridiculous. Takes over a week to ship out. They cancelled an order b/c they ran out of stock before filling it. Now, I actually receive an order, but only 1 case was delivered when I ordered 5!

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I’m so sad my Berry Pop is gone!! 😫 @AlaniNutrition

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I love @goodreads for the most part, but this updated platform is just the worst.

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My New Year’s resolution is to work on my sarcasm and being more real. I feel recently that my sarcasm has been half-hearted. This year when I’m facetious, people will know it’s because that’s truly who I am.

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@waDNR To the person who comes up with your tweets: can we be best friends?

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

If you encounter a cougar on the trail, we strongly recommend the opposite of pspspsps.

[Jenn Hype @jennhype]

@elonmusk @JohnnaCrider1 At least you gave your kid a common name so he won’t have the same problem.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Just to affirm that whoever says Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas, is using a word that etymologically derives from “Holy Days”.

[Jenn Hype @jennhype]

@neiltyson What social platitude could be used instead?

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Apparently @jonessodaco is trying to break up my marriage. This is what was written on the husband’s bottle cap. I almost didn’t let him drink it.

[Jenn Hype @jennhype]

When your fave #ocrp vid is "You Can't Park Here", your hubs sends you random pics whenever he sees the sign. This is a miniature at a model train exhibit he took our kid to. @BayAreaBuggs @CivRyan 🤣 #boatboy #marlinlikethefish

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When you watch way too much #ocrp with your hubs, it leaks into real life. @BayAreaBuggs @CivRyan will you bail me out of jail??

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Love when new music finds you. This guy is talent. ⁦@ashleysingh__⁩ #newmusic #loveit #puretalent https://t.co/7eiq8OU6j7

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There are no words that can adequately convey my anger at Henry Cavill no longer being Geralt of Rivia. Screw you @netflix. Idiots.

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@JFavignano @CivRyan who plays beeftacos in OCRP? I really want to watch some videos featuring that guy!!! #nomnom #beeftacos #hilarious

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@MaxDicks3 Who in their right mind would vote for someone who spelled “disappointed” wrong on a professionally printed sign. 🙄

[Jenn Hype @jennhype]

SCREW YOU @USA_Network for cutting off the skateboarding finals for something else. DISRESPECTFUL!

[Jenn Hype @jennhype]

Ever wish you could just have @neiltyson over for dinner so you could pick his brilliant mind? 36 years old and I finally find science interesting and have soooo many questions!!!

[Jenn Hype @jennhype]

My uncle Mark getting all kinds of famous! 🤣 #ClipperNation @LukeKennard5 #gocuz

[LA Clippers @LAClippers]

Pops approves.

@LukeKennard5 | #ClipperNation

[Jenn Hype @jennhype]

Valkyrie twins, the last of their kind and born to combat magic, are separated with powers sealed at birth. When a powerful mage threatens the mortal world, they must reunite and embrace their birthright. The problem-unsealing their power could destroy them all. #SSFPit #PNR #A