hank the cow

I’m a cow named hank.

[hank the cow @jenniann13]

Hi-lo Kerrrmit thE frowgg heeeere

[hank the cow @jenniann13]

Top 0.1% of listeners baby! Thanks Modest Mouse for spending 2,016 minutes with me in 2022. Can’t wait to see you in Chicago soon, playing my favorite album of all time!🤍 @modestmouseband #LCW #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/K7ShhdGKPo

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My only wishlist: https://t.co/I1wJ749DHe

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Yesterday when I was manic I bought (another) wolf sweatshirt and a Lionel Richie record. Idk her.

[hank the cow @jenniann13]

@itssnicks Aaaaaaaaaa I’m under attack

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Currently sobbing while holding my cat bc OITNB ripped my mf heart out (again)

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Tbh I’m lit af over Mamma Mia 2 (mostly Cher) but ya girl hella broke so I’ll be impatiently waiting till it’s at Family Video 😭

[hank the cow @jenniann13]

“He slept in my bed after I filled his body with insects and panic and grandfather sewn seeds”

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Special skills include: sulking for hours & getting 0/30 tasks done

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Perhaps those decrying the protest at the Statue of Liberty don't recall the protest in Boston that eventually culminated in the founding this great nation. Something called the Tea Party. Protesting perceived injustice is a great American tradition.

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@LyleMcDonald2 More like putting her brave “ass” on a figure that’s currently representing a lie.
There, I fixed your comment.
You’re welcome😘

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Solidarity with the woman protestor climbing the Statue of Liberty rn
Hell yeah get it girl!
ABOLISH ICE

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I want to move away I want to move away I want to move away I want to move away I want to move away

[hank the cow @jenniann13]

I promise your life will be exponentially better if you try to incorporate Disturbed’s “Ooo wah ah ah ah” in every song you hear

[hank the cow @jenniann13]

If I don’t wake up to Ratchet Happy Birthday every day in September, I’m crawling back into the womb

[hank the cow @jenniann13]

What if every time anyone yawned, the Halo theme song came out

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Limited time offer: act fast & I’ll come with a laminated list of my insecurities❗️