Jennifer Goldfoot

Twenty-first century grandmother. Don't follow me unless I know you IRL, or even then.

[Jennifer Goldfoot @Jennif1a]

@SBakerMD It's not about hurting the car, it's about inviting a carjacking. With your kids inside.

[Jennifer Goldfoot @Jennif1a]

@SBakerMD It's 95 degrees with 80% humidity in Florida, your young kids are strapped in the car. So do you leave the car running while you return the shopping cart? The answer is yes, but only if you don't like your car, or your kids. If you like the car, you don't leave it running.

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@SirBylHolte And Sheryl Lee Ralph looks amazing.

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@NinaPanickssery If you marry outside your class, religion, or ethnicity, the in-laws dislike you and the grandkids.

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@nikutaberuru Central Florida

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@txsalth2o Trapping feral cats for TNR

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@turtledumplin Freebies often attract people who have no transportation, request long holds, or ask for other accommodations, then complain when the item sells to someone who showed up. I will price things low just to weed out these unreliable people.

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@Vgkhockeygirl50 I learned about this attitude on a post dunking on people whose adult children are required to pay rent to remain home after high school or college. I'm astounded by the sense of entitlement.

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@BowTiedBroke My bear would love a chainsaw, too

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@RonDeSantis Yes, if it appraises.

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@visegrad24 More

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@KenDBerryMD Yes if all I need is a med refill with no change in lab results

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🚨 POLICE CHIEF EXPOSED - LIVING IN IDAHO, RUNNING CALIFORNIA FROM 600 MILES AWAY

Millbrae Police Chief Eamonn Allen secretly bought a home in Boise, Idaho 646 miles from his job. That’s a 1 hour 35 minute flight to work.

He allegedly flies in when needed, sleeps inside the police station, and even had bedrooms built in a taxpayer-funded facility. When reporters asked for a look, they were told “We’re not doing tours right now.”

Experts say he couldn’t even respond to a major crime or earthquake on short notice yet he still collects a full California salary.

One county official said it best: “San Mateo County is not a Holiday Inn."

How the hell is a man living in Idaho still running a California police force?

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@EylonALevy Is he single? 😍

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@EricLDaugh Florida man!

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@Matt_Pinner

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@visegrad24 Better than the recipient who thought the caller was a prank, and complimented him on his realistic accent.

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@tmsilverman It's harder to get them to and from school on time than do homeschooling, if you're lazy.

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@JohnLBria @ConceptualJames Have you ever been to Florida?

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@MrPitbull07 They are learning compliance.