JenBlues

tranquil hard-ass

[JenBlues @jennifer_blue]

Fighting the urge to say thank you and get home safe to everyone in my subway car as I exit.

[JenBlues @jennifer_blue]

Old women smell like floral baby powder, right? So do you think when millennials reach 80+ we will smell like Ariana’s Cloud perfume & Mango White Claw? #SignatureScent

[JenBlues @jennifer_blue]

So are we saying Euphoria is this generation’s Degrassi or not the vibe?

[J.P. McDade @jp_mcdade]

Wordle is great because it satisfies Twitter people's urge to post "I took AP English" every single day.

[Alex Dobrenko @Dobrenkz]

Getting older is just knowing more of the SNL hosts and less of the musical guests

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

This is what life feels like rn

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

This is so good https://t.co/4hiIrpPWMf

[JenBlues @jennifer_blue]

Vaping on the subway… that’s new to me.

[JenBlues @jennifer_blue]

My tranquility needs to be refurbished.

[JenBlues @jennifer_blue]

@brookemiccio Rory is the WOAT

[JenBlues @jennifer_blue]

I’m going to need alllll the Republican people in my life to stop telling everyone to “wake up”. I’d love to be sleeping but I’m not. Try another catch phrase, please.

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

Footage from Louisiana shows areas before and after they were hit by Hurricane Ida.

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

Watch as Hurricane Ida's winds lift a tree by its roots in New Orleans. https://t.co/0deJye7sZo

[JenBlues @jennifer_blue]

@jennifer-bluestein let’s go!

[Venmo @Venmo]

We’re giving out $20,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle for a chance to win $250. #VenmoMe

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 8/19. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdG1U1l

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

Come on y’all how is this not the biggest event lmao?! @TeamUSA

[emily june @emilyjune_]

I blame everything on the fact that I was drinking Bacardi before my brain was fully developed lol

[JenBlues @jennifer_blue]

Update - they are still working on the chorus of Shallow. Sounds great to me up here!

[JenBlues @jennifer_blue]

Really into my new neighbor’s Saturday night karaoke session. So far she has taken on ‘Shallow’ & ‘Take Me to Church’. A+ talent honestly!

[JenBlues @jennifer_blue]

Posing for toll booth photos... It’s a non-negotiable.

[JenBlues @jennifer_blue]

Pencils without erasers are literal trash. There, I said it.