TURKEY JEN

the emperor's new groove is the best cinematic production ever created

[TURKEY JEN @jennifer_espie]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

I look at Twitter like once every few months so the fact that I came on today was pure luck

[Tennessee Football @Vol_Football]

Y'all remember how we tore the goalposts down, hauled em out of Neyland and dumped em in the Tennessee River?

Yeah that was awesome.

Anywho, turns out that in order to play next week's game, we need goalposts on our field. Could y'all help us out? 🙏
https://t.co/NSMoL3SzPX

[Tennessee Football @Vol_Football]

FINAL DAMN SCORE

[TURKEY JEN @jennifer_espie]

#BestBarDirtbags @DirtbagsBar @UofABarstool

[TURKEY JEN @jennifer_espie]

There was no bones reading from noodle today and tbh I’m feeling kinda lost

[kelly victoria 🪐 @saysthefox]

I think everyone could use a lighthearted/happy story right now so here goes:

At the beginning of the pandemic I went through some painful personal stuff and would often go out at night for long walks because no one was around and I couldn’t sleep anyway. One night I was walking

[red whine supernova 🌟 @sarahndipity18]

pixar movies 20 years ago: haha talking toys!

pixar movies now: how do you identify your life's purpose? what structures your identity & makes you, you? how do you deal with love & loss? what can we do to find joy in life despite the meaninglessness of our existence? how do we

[TURKEY JEN @jennifer_espie]

@talliesinyoung This has @eddaelizabeth_ energy written all over it

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

best ornament award goes to

[Harry Mitchell @harrywmitchell]

my girlfriend talks in her sleep. i've noted them down for weeks, and turned her dreams into rupi kaur poems.

[Salvador @_jaycs]

Leaving high school for a tournament or game was a top 5 feeling I don’t think I’ll ever be able to replace

[•Briana• @a_briana]

zac efron in hsm 2:

[Barstool Arizona @UofABarstool]

Arizona athletics are undefeated since Kevin Sumlin’s firing 👀👀👀

[I’ve Pet That Cat @IvePetThatCat1]

Meet Boo Radley! Boo is an emotional support cat. He is 4 and looks like a small cow. He is adventurous and always hungry. He opens the cabinets and gets into places where he’s not allowed. His caregiver has to use child locks. When Boo’s a really good boy, he gets whipped cream.

[juno 🎾 @fujifroot]

everyday we make choices