Chaloops

Amateur scatologist, relapsed sugar addict, experienced bikini knitter

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Make your blue eyes really pop in 1 easy step!

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While staying at a haunted motel,
I discovered a less than pleasant smell.
Lifted the covers to unleash the gas,
but found a zombie corpse alas.
Was it farts or rotting flesh? I still don't know,
because then I got away in a car2go. #car2go #ScaryNotScary

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Just realized that the word turd is contained within the word Saturday. Goodbye twitter

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@D_Stormborn Which ramen place is #1?

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@billySm1997 You mean parties

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@D_Stormborn I'll convince you eventually

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Cookie exchanges are my favorite type of party

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@D_Stormborn My theory is every like 6 months a new stage of life begins and u become a new person. You'll forget about it soon when the next exciting thing happens to you. Or just move to Texas to escape your problems, it works great!

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And today was the day I learned how to spell "resource"

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@lilbabybytch Yeah I never have to listen to my voicemail again! I will save hours of my life

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Just discovered visual voicemail and my life is changed

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Men will find a way to tell you that they work out no matter what the topic of conversation is

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Great read

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@D_Stormborn Gimme ur address and I actually will!

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@D_Stormborn I'm visiting Egypt!!

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Inside the Frankfurt airport and I feel like I'm in a grain bin

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@KatLyon2 Currently having a panic attack at work, can I join you?

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What kind of world do we live in where people think that making jello out of meat is ok??

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@cityofcynnn You're an inspiration

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@LowHanginFruitz Only 29 days left to lose 110 lbs, why aren't you running rn!

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Earnest people are the most annoying