Jenn Emery

shit my toddler says and #momlife • Columbus, OH

[Jenn Emery @jenniferdwhite]

Documenting the day I tried a new hairstyle and at school pickup my 9yo genuinely said, “what happened to your hair.” ☠️🤣🤪 #motherhood

[Jenn Emery @jenniferdwhite]

Back in my day we celebrated the 100th day of school. This year, it’s the 67th.

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We thought making bracelets was fun, but when do we start planning the worldwide bachelorette party??!? @taylorswift13

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“Nooo @goodr isn’t a word! It’s just a sunglasses brand” …overheard argument between my 8 and 5yo.

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Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who raised the cop that let me off with a warning as I sped to an 8am soccer game across town. 💖🤣

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I just asked my 7yo for two favors back to back. To be fair he did both without hesitation but he just came back and said, “what, am I your maid now?” 😂

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My 4yo daughter just saw a picture of @tkelce and said, “look there’s @taylorswift13 best buddy!”

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@lovely_marianne @spokanehouse @taylorswift13 @gracieabrams haha well shoot. I thought the hard part was behind me!

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@lovely_marianne @spokanehouse @taylorswift13 @gracieabrams Same! Do it from your phone and on mobile data not wifi! I'm almost halfway through the queue🙃

[Jenn Emery @jenniferdwhite]

Thanks Google for providing so many options to continue my nocturnal knowledge spirals 😂

[Jenn Emery @jenniferdwhite]

3yo facts: do you know why they call it barefeet? Because bears don’t wear shoes.

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Oh noooo it’s happeningggg. I just ate a licorice jelly bean… and I liked it. #oldlady

[Jenn Emery @jenniferdwhite]

My 7yo just told his friend, “my mom loves birds. She’ll marry a house wren someday” 😂😂😂

[Jenn Emery @jenniferdwhite]

Shoutout to my 14yo dog who recently starting barking until I go to my room and we get in bed… at 7pm.

[Jenn Emery @jenniferdwhite]

@Delta Hey it won’t allow me to send a DM to you.

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@Delta help my mom is stuck in MSP needs flight to CMH.

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FYI @k_crutchfield I just overheard my 7yo tell his friend you were the Super Bowl half time performer 🤣

[Jenn Emery @jenniferdwhite]

I just glitched and started typing my AOL email when filling out a form. I should probably be sleeping more.

[Jenn Emery @jenniferdwhite]

Having a 3yo girl means when her 6yo brother is faking a stomach ache she’s already back lovingly with a barf bowl before his production is over.

[Jenn Emery @jenniferdwhite]

@JosiahOnAir hiiiii what was the Unknown Mortal Orchestra song you played a couple tracks back?