Jennifer Morris

26. Ask me about my teeth.

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You know when you’re a kid and people say “it’s hot, don’t burn yourself!” And then those people think..do it once and you’ll remember not too....I still haven’t remember not too.

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@nathan_m_ross Wow…it’s the lump in my throat for me 🥺

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No man will ever understand the emotions and struggle of putting a sports bra on after a shower.

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@nathan_m_ross Valid..

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I feel like adulthood is getting emails you never subscribed to, so then you type your email in to unsubscribe, then you start getting other emails you never subscribed to…until you die

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@nathan_m_ross Yessss like what?! I got emails about replacing my roof….what?!

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@kwyatt93 MOM LITERALLY SAID THE SAME THING

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3 weeks........3 weeks. “You’ve shown me all the qualities I want in a man.” 3 weeks.

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@EmilyBierly 100% 😑 shes the worst

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Clare: “I said I love you....and guess what....he didn’t run away!!”
That’s encouraging. #TheBachelorette

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Clare: “I love you”
Chris Harrison: “Dale we need you to propose....”
Dale: “Wait..what”

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Life at like 65 must be sweet as shit...literally just like getting in your car lolly gagging around, me on the other hand driving high speeds to the grocery store at 6 pm because it’s been A DAY.

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If I stop petting my dog while I’m driving he looks at me like “you’re kidding me right?” Then I shit you not I always turn to him and say “Dude I gotta have both hands on the wheel I’m sorry!” #thisis27

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There’s a lot of bad stuff going on right now that is really scary. Instead of attacking each other’s opinions, could we just be good human beings & think about the people suffering. 🖤

[Danish | building in public @roastedrants]

Kangaroo can’t stop hugging the volunteer who saved her life

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I love when I’m talking to a patient and say “sometimes I do this” and show them something...then laugh to myself and think “I’ve actually never done that before”

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So like does anyone actually use up all of their shampoo and conditioner at the same time or is just an endless cycle of having to buy one or the other each time the rest of our lives?

[Ashley Spencer @AshleySpencer60]

I literally wait until I cannot function throughout the day to go see a chiropractor and massage therapist. I hurt. WHY do I do this to myself? #Hygieneprobz

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@AshleySpencer60 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️😂😂

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@kwyatt93 Omg it’s one of my biggest pet peeves!!

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@kwyatt93 ❤️❤️❤️