𝔧𝔢𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔭𝔥𝔢𝔯 🌚

[big lenny 🍉 @tru_lenny]

Sorry if my kid growled at you at Costco this morning he just gets really excited

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

you craved discontinued items 324 times this year

[nadya. @yeahnadya]

the collective “awww” when her hat fell 😭😭😭

[The Life of a Noah ❤️‍🔥 @noahlevy13]

…how the fuck am I ever gonna learn 31 new songs worth of lyrics

[𝔧𝔢𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔭𝔥𝔢𝔯 🌚 @jenniphermars]

I thought #Yellowstone was some cutesy western show starring Kevin Costner...

I'm on episode 3 & already traumatized... I can't believe half of the things I've seen on this show

🥲

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

leaving my house w only apple pay n my crocs

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

the gossip girl thanksgiving episode where everyone got exposed while whatcha say by jason derulo is playing, that’s history.

[𝔧𝔢𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔭𝔥𝔢𝔯 🌚 @jenniphermars]

Finally score a pass to the Nike company store where you get
40-50 % off of anything in the store including new drops 😩

I feel like I'm going to Disneyland 😂

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Bruh it feel like it’s 14pm

[𝔧𝔢𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔭𝔥𝔢𝔯 🌚 @jenniphermars]

Bro wtf ...

Take Care of Maya documentary on @netflix was gut wrenching.

Wtf. This poor family and all the others out there currently going through something similar

😭

[𝔧𝔢𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔭𝔥𝔢𝔯 🌚 @jenniphermars]

I love love love living in Oregon, but I can't with the fucking bugs.

Living in a temperate rainforest... the amount of bugs & the size of them I see daily ...

THE VARIETY OF BUGS I ENCOUNTER DAILY!!!

I'm not strong enough 🥲

[i like food @messedupfoods]

croisshark

[Sober Sister Casey “Cici” Cooper @soneall89]

Me listening to GUTS

[𝔧𝔢𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔭𝔥𝔢𝔯 🌚 @jenniphermars]

smoothie season is coming to a close & it's about time for oatmeal season

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

Me

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

a woman yesterday asked me since I’m bald, when I’m washing my face, how far back do I go before I stop.

[solé @layxsnv]

Autozone: Is it all wheel drive or 2?

Me: Look sir I got 4 wheels on the car 😐

[𝔧𝔢𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔭𝔥𝔢𝔯 🌚 @jenniphermars]

@Elle_ohL

[𝔧𝔢𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔭𝔥𝔢𝔯 🌚 @jenniphermars]

these are so addicting 🥲

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

Max. One week since you entered this world. You’re definitely my kid because the only way to calm you down is to play innerbloom by Rufus. Welcome to earth lil one. We love you