Jennifer Koepke

[Jennifer Koepke @jennkoepke7]

PSA: COVID doesn’t care if it’s Easter or what your religious preferences are. If they don’t live at your address, you should not see them today. But for those of you that believe you are better than COVID, I’ll meet you (or your loved ones) in the ICU soon. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Eddy J. Gutierrez, MD @eddyjoemd]

@CDCgov I’m disappointed in your organization for not taking care of healthcare professionals. My recommendation is that YOU come see patients with makeshift PPE. Give us the tools to do what we’ve dedicated our lives to do without sacrificing our lives in the process. Shameful.

[Jennifer Koepke @jennkoepke7]

My parents offered me to come stay with them (I won’t) if I quarantine (I won’t, I’m a nurse🙄), but it still feels tempting just so my dog has another dog to play with. Risk spreading COVID to my 65yo dad so my dog could be happier.. #worthit

[Jennifer Koepke @jennkoepke7]

Serious question: How is @Kleenex not a sponsor for #TheBachelor

[Jennifer Koepke @jennkoepke7]

I’ll say it... Barb is not a mother-in-law I would wish upon my worst enemy. #TheBachelor

[. @Irenezhac_]

I’m just upset. I’ve eaten healthy for 2 days AND exercised and I’ve seen no results other than a HEADACHE.

[Jennifer Koepke @jennkoepke7]

Obsessed with traveling, Europe, and my family... but I miss @ChickfilA

[Jennifer Koepke @jennkoepke7]

@colelikesboys Went to the concert last night. 🤣

[Jennifer Koepke @jennkoepke7]

My actual thought - when is my puppy going to start being naughty?

[Jennifer Koepke @jennkoepke7]

Sitting at CLT watching as @AmericanAir let’s down countless passengers. At least they are consistent with their poor service! #delayed #again

[Jennifer Koepke @jennkoepke7]

@KristinPlasky I use them! They are free and when my lunch spills - I throw them away! #hater

[Jennifer Koepke @jennkoepke7]

Realized today in the @culvers drive thru that some people may not eat fried cheese regularly and genuinely felt sad for them.. #wisconsincheese #cheesesnob

[Jennifer Koepke @jennkoepke7]

Mother’s Day is forever a no for me, thanks.

[Jennifer Koepke @jennkoepke7]

When you have a job that is so under appreciated they dedicate a day (or a week in some cases) to you... 🤦🏼‍♀️ #NationalNursesDay #NursesWeek2019

[Jennifer Koepke @jennkoepke7]

@Left_Turn24 Not true. That’s a very insulting comparison.

[Jennifer Koepke @jennkoepke7]

People regularly tell me I am lucky because my fiancé is good to me. Like, I know, that’s why I said yes. #nothumblebrag

[Jennifer Koepke @jennkoepke7]

Marry the guy that splurges for extended mileage oil when getting an oil change for your car. #iam #truelove

[Jennifer Koepke @jennkoepke7]

Received a letter today addressed to “The spouse of Andrew Allen” notifying me that he opened a new credit card... that I opened for him. Maybe someone should let him know. 😂 #sendhimthebill

[Bach Tweets @BachBatch]

Just so we are clear, being a virgin is not a personality trait. #TheBachelor

[Jennifer Koepke @jennkoepke7]

@MensHumor Math Check?