Jenni

Assume everything I’m saying is with a smirk

[Jenni @jennmarqs]

I redownloaded Twitter to tell everyone to watch the game show Extracted on Hulu- it’s very good and I would like one of my friend to volunteer as tribute

[Jenni @jennmarqs]

I entered the Harry Potter Lottery for $40 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/gf9OQPReBA

[Jenni @jennmarqs]

Anyone willing to foster two bonded kittens for 6 weeks pending medical results? They may have been exposed to leukemia and can NOT be around other cats. If positive, owner will take them back as they are already exposed. If negative, owner hopes foster adopts and loves them

[Jenni @jennmarqs]

Why is Taylor swift always dressed like a toddler at a dance recital?

[Jenni @jennmarqs]

Why do I feel like producers hired that man to fight the bouncer for a more dramatic finale #pumprules

[Jenni @jennmarqs]

Scheana’s loyalty to Sandoval is completely based on money he’s spent on her #PumpRules

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

If any kid is hurt tonight, responsibility will fall on the mayor and univ presidents.

Other leaders and schools have found a safe, de-escalatory path. This is the opposite of leadership and endangers public safety. A nightmare in the making.

I urge the Mayor to reverse course.

[Jenni @jennmarqs]

I don’t think honorary doctoral degrees should be a thing until they start giving out honorary medical doctorates

[Jenni @jennmarqs]

I made two March madness brackets by simply clicking through it all as quickly as I could and I really hope I beat even one person

[Jenni @jennmarqs]

My intern is really annoyed any time I ask her to do any work and I don’t know how to handle it

[Jenni @jennmarqs]

😂😂😂😂

[B @BJHAMMER__]

Happy woman’s day, send me $ if you ever sent me a dick pic. Thanks!

[riri @tbhrealityy]

OH IM DEF SEATED…

[myspace girl numbers station @sheherzog]

Been thinking about this video nonstop since I watched it. It’s like the world’s most perfect sitcom plot point but unfortunately that is her real life

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

The last time I went to a karaoke bar, there was a drunk guy singing the "oobee doo,
I wanna be like you" song from The Jungle Book and when I said he was actually really good, an exhausted bartender told me "That man comes here every night and only sings that song."

[Jenni @jennmarqs]

The only fun thing about working at a school is that snow days are still a thing. I’m refreshing Twitter like I’m 12 hoping schools cancelled

[Jenni @jennmarqs]

I spent $400 on this Christmas party that no one but me cares about 😭

[Jenni @jennmarqs]

Kyle Jenner describing herself as humble is amazing