jenz

garbitch

[jenz @jennna_me]

It’s not my fault I can make your boyfriend laugh out loud

[jenz @jennna_me]

My hairdresser asked me what my skincare routine was because he didn’t believe I was turning 30, and I didn’t have the heart to tell him by staying fat and filling the wrinkles within

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If there is one thing that I will never pass up and watch start to finish, possibly multiple times, is men’s rugby content

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It’s the time of year when I eat the equivalent of four full size chocolate bars a day in *mini* form

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I lied in my last tweet, I’m addicted as ever

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Not @tiktok_us having ads ever three videos, but now trying to put ads in the middle of videos… no no no no no no. It’s enough to cure my addiction and say 👋

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You think you can hurt me?
My dad has more Instagram followers than me

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Don’t even ask me what I am doing this summer because I’m gonna be unemployed

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Okay but little baby toddlers with thick ass southern accents

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I can’t eat one whole baked potato, but thinly slice it up, fry it, and put it in a shiny bag, now I can suddenly eat five

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De-politicize all bodies.

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I met @tomsegura after his show in Calgary and he signed my shirt! But did he get fat again? #2B1C #themachine @bertkreischer

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The best financial decision I could make this year would be to die immediately

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Sent to us like a kiss from an angel #flower

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At least I made it 11 days

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@DojaCat can do anything she wants to her body and I will love her, anyone who says otherwise is not a fan so stfu

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Earthquakes in Alberta? kmn

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Goodnight to everyone except the tick that gave Shania Twain Lyme disease

[jenz @jennna_me]

It might be premature, but I’m calling it. It’s Serotonin Summer baby.

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SAD sisters, we made it 🥳⏰🌷

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I wish my life was like a music video. Fun, and over in two and a half minutes