Jenn S

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

I feel like a proud parent

[Jenn S @JennSchof]

@annadrezen

[Jenn S @JennSchof]

Facebook knows when I’m thinking I need a new mop and shows me adds, but doesn’t know where I live even though it’s a piece of information I actually provided 🧐

[Jenn S @JennSchof]

@SatchinPanda Our bed, of course!

[Jenn S @JennSchof]

Apply the scientific method to everyday life & the world will be a better place. That doesn’t mean everyone needs to be scientists, it means we need to think & conclude effectively with reasoning beyond political identity & emotion. We are too quick to believe things to be fact.

[kelly @kelllicopter]

horse girls during recess in elementary school

[Marie Connor @thistallawkgirl]

Scaring doctors out of a state that has some of the highest rates of infant mortality and cervical cancer seems like something a state ranked last in education would do.

[Jenn S @JennSchof]

@milimessmerr @MeghanRienks So based on that, someone who is “irresponsible” should then be expected to be responsible for a child? That is messed up.

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

If Bieber can’t joke about having a kid then Instagram models can’t joke about eating junk food.

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

I think I’m ready for politics to stop being cool so people can start talking about everything else they know nothing about.

[Jenn S @JennSchof]

Seems like a lot of people get “entrepreneur” and “pyramid schemer” confused in their bios.

[Jenn S @JennSchof]

@SsssamanthaaMUA Where it’s made, brands reputation/what they stand for. If there’s a better option, I am willing to pay 4x more.

[Jenn S @JennSchof]

@delta why can’t my boyfriend be upgraded with me on the same flight when I was the one who purchased his ticket and am a platinum medallion?? LoL seriously gonna make him sit in the last row and me in first? Your upgrade policy for companions is a joke 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Jenn S @JennSchof]

LOVE when bag check makes you change your flight because “it left” & lectures you about how to be on time for flights (lol), then you walk past the gate said flight was at and they are still boarding but you can’t switch back to that flight because it’s now full. Yay. 🤗

[James DiNicolantonio @drjamesdinic]

Reasons why astaxanthin is king of the carotenoids

✅Spans the lipid bilayer protecting the outside and inside from reactive oxygen species
✅ Doesn’t form a prooxidant
✅ More potent at scavenging singlet oxygen than any other antioxidant
✅ doesn’t disrupt the lipid tails

[Jenn S @JennSchof]

Regretting drunk me thinking it was a good idea to fabreeze my hair instead of showering.

[Jenn S @JennSchof]

Didn’t think I was a germaphobe but then I Clorox wiped my face and entire outer extremity today after someone puked near me.

[Jenn S @JennSchof]

Honestly, I am most excited to watch my dogs open up their gifts this year.

[Jenn S @JennSchof]

@MaxxChewning

[Jenn S @JennSchof]

@juanaalmanzacas @MaxxChewning Too much sour candy not enough fruit?