jennifer sims

Mommy. Wife. BA Psych student. Lover of all things tie dye.

[jennifer sims @jennsims13]

@CFGA @ThatKevinSmith @JayMewes @MegaConTampa Do you remember clerks cartoon

[jennifer sims @jennsims13]

@realDonaldTrump I know you have a lot on your plate right now, but can you please help our schools get more funding?#failingfuture

[jennifer sims @jennsims13]

@ThatKevinSmith @TheCWSupergirl Good for you

[jennifer sims @jennsims13]

Someday, I will actually get to see jay and silent bob get old. BALLS!

[jennifer sims @jennsims13]

@ThatKevinSmith Portland tickets sold out. Second year in a row my dreams have been crushed #airsexthemewesicalcancelled #emptylunchbox

[jennifer sims @jennsims13]

I believe the work that is being done in Ireland to decriminalize individuals suffering from addiction is amazing. #progress #REDUCETHEHARM.

[jennifer sims @jennsims13]

@ThatKevinSmith Last year my dreams of seeing you and Jay were crushed. Not this time. I will have air sex with Mewes. #airfucktheMewesical

[jennifer sims @jennsims13]

@ChelseaHouska when will you be getting married and what are you most excited about for your wedding day?

[jennifer sims @jennsims13]

Happy Birthday @JayMewes !!!

[jennifer sims @jennsims13]

#orvisdad amazing father and hunter! Couldnt ask for better in either department.

[jennifer sims @jennsims13]

@ThatKevinSmith July 30th. Morris Day and The Time. Coming to my small town. #junglelove#jerome#blackmanservant

[jennifer sims @jennsims13]

@JaviM9 Thank you for your service. You're a hell of a guy! #deploymentssuck

[jennifer sims @jennsims13]

@TeamLowryCanada just caught up on my teenmom2. Deployments are hard. Takes a certain breed of strong woman. Been there. #lovedefiesdistance

[jennifer sims @jennsims13]

@EdumacationAndy and also how do people who have been blind all their lives comprehend objects they have never seen? Colors? Shapes? Etc.

[jennifer sims @jennsims13]

@EdumacationAndy how can people who have been deaf their whole lives understand sign language? They dont know the sounds letters make.

[jennifer sims @jennsims13]

@ThatKevinSmith @JayMewes wanna go see Suicide Squad with me? Has all the makings for a wet dream in my book. #SuicideSquadSquirter.

[jennifer sims @jennsims13]

@ThatKevinSmith Happy Birthday to your gorgeous wife! Maybe just this once she will let you hit it from the back side before 12pm.

[jennifer sims @jennsims13]

@ThatKevinSmith get to buy tickets for Tulalip, WA next week. Sex position idea for Mewes: put your totem pole in my tulalip #ewokcockblock

[Screen Junkies @screenjunkies]

In ancient Greece throwing an apple at someone was used to declare your love
#History with @ThatKevinSmith @JayMewes
https://t.co/m6iapkoZuS

[jennifer sims @jennsims13]

@ThatKevinSmith no Portland, Tulalip. Room at casino booked. Husband says you and @JayMewes can come watch me repay the favor after the show