Jen

[vicky @vickymykh]

“WHERE IS JUSTIN BIEBER”

[kevin jonas @kevinjonas]

Rihanna wins

[R @ReubsT_]

Soo it’s Monday tomorrow. Again. How many times will it be Monday

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

Getting annoyed with him for being on his phone after I get bored of being on mine

[MOVED TO @SEUPO @seupodead]

this comment always gets me

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

The Bears are going to blow this so bad. God dammit

[erika @erikahermans07]

The deepest conversations are with your lash tech

[erika @erikahermans07]

Touch me with your foot and I’ll cut it off

[tav @TavSummer]

nobody:
me every evening:

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

Iced coffee just tastes better when you’re late for work

[Carley 🤖 (snob) @carleypero]

Do you wake up super early every time you drink or are you normal?

[Emma Kumer @EmmaKumer]

My sister, a freshman, coming home for winter break:
9:00 brunch w besties!
11:00 shopping!
2:00 coffee date!
4:00 dance class!
6:00 dinner + partyyyy!
10:00 Netflix marathon!!

Me, a senior:
1:00 wake up
3:00 fill out job application
8:00 hang out with my mom

[Cuntry Cunt @yogirltimbs]

I wish you could go to the bar and watch the Bachelor like guys do with football lmao

[Katherine Raleigh @kroseraleigh]

unpopular opinion: new years eve is overrated but yet here i am with plans to go out once again tomorrow to have some good old forced fun

[Dumbass Dixon @koledixon_]

Girls who suck at driving have the biggest hearts

[Co D. Ranks @CRankinit69]

I get irrationally pissed off when I get home and my front door is locked. Like I understand my roommates are trying to keep our home safe from intruders but have they ever stopped to think about how much of a minor inconvenience it is to me???